if you're reading this, i’m sorry | he/him | 6’

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14 Aug 2021
and if there is only one thing that you take away from my twitter, i hope it is that i am an idiot.
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Replying to @JayTC53
And Go Birds
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she hail on my mary til i project
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i tried this and now i’m back to wanting to k*ll myself
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no fr because what kind of a name is george
the Beatles are a band where three guys have the world’s most normal names and one guy has a name you absolutely never hear and somehow he’s not even the main guy
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So if you get amc a list you get to see 4 movies a week for 25$, if you see two movies a month it pays for itself

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da movies
i have nothing but respect for atheist and agnostic folks because genuinely, where do you go when it fucking hurts? when the world feels small and your pain too big for it, where do you go when you choke on your helplessness if not to some divine being....i genuinely dont think
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THE #EAGLES HAVE FIRED OC KEVIN PATULLO ‼️
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20 Dec 2025
jake elliott…

ALT Nino Brown Meme GIF

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me and x-men are like this 🤞
December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday
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dude you can’t say that it’s 2026
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maybe the real stranger things were the friends we made along the way
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19 Dec 2025
You applied for 1,000 jobs and none of them were actually hiring!
18 Dec 2025
literally who asked for LinkedIn wrapped
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19 Dec 2025
kissing my gf for the first time literally felt like this
Kissing someone who knows how to kiss is literally heaven.
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19 Dec 2025
nothing could’ve prepared me for that
“I think we’re still on the air, Tim.” Nothing can prepare you for this all-time great hot mic moment
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19 Dec 2025
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MYRRH
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17 Dec 2025
How job hunting feels
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had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours
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12 Dec 2025
Ironically a very moving scene for me as an atheist, because it's an acknowledgement that in utterly corrupt institutions goodness and compassion can still exist. "Be ruthless with systems. Be kind to people."
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9 Dec 2025
Jalen Hurts against the Chargers
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