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Would you go into the labour room with your girlfriend?
Some men lose the sexual urge after seeing it. Think twice
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When i cracked my boss's daughter but only realized I'm genuinely self employed
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My guy spent ₦70k treating an infection... Sometimes sticking to one partner saves you more than just money.👀
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5 months after you took off the condom because she looked clean💀💀
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The type of fingers that make her cream🥹🥹
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Once you collect wire you go first turn your back against the world
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could this be a health condition or is she pregnant?? 🫣
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We all agree that BOD belongs here Abi 😂??
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From 0 to 3000 in less than 3 month 🎉🎊
Thank you guys
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What's one thing richer people stop caring about that poor people obsess over?
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Immediately canceled my appointment as soon as i saw this outside the doctors office
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May God go before us, ordering our steps, protecting us from unseen harm, and giving us the wisdom to make the right decisions today.
May His favor rest on everything we do and may we end this day with testimonies of His goodness 🙏
Early Morning Prayer for June 14th, 2026
Heavenly Father, thank You for the gift of this new day. Thank You for Your love, mercy, and faithfulness that never fail. As we rise this morning, we place our lives, plans, and desires into Your hands.
Lord, go before us today and make every crooked path straight. Fill us with wisdom, strength, and discernment. Protect us from harm, guide our decisions, and help us to walk in obedience to Your Word.
May Your favor rest upon us and upon the work of our hands. Bless our families, friends, communities, and nation. Let Your peace guard our hearts, and let joy overflow in our lives regardless of the circumstances around us.
Help us to be a light to others and to reflect Your love in all we do today. May this day bring testimonies, breakthroughs, and fresh reasons to give You praise.
In Jesus’ name, Amen.
Bible Verse: The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; His mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning. Lamentations 3:22–23
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If you can't afford a chef, cook or a nanny them you can't marry me. 🙄
“These are the rules for anyone that wants to be my husband:
I’m not going to clean. I’m not going to do any house chores. I’m not going to cook because I have a career.
I’m not going to pause my career for any man. I’m not going to be a stay-at-home mum. I’m not going to help you with any bills. I’m not going to be a traditional wife.
I don’t cook and I don’t clean because my manicure is expensive. If you can’t afford a chef, a cleaner, a nanny… then you can't marry me.
I’m not going to be doing all that. My nails are expensive. I’m not using them to scrub or clean.”
If you cannot afford this lifestyle, please don’t come for me. You can't marry me.”
Rules for her husband. Men, you're marrying her right?
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Can you marry someone who doesn’t practice any religion at all but ticks all the boxes you want in a partner?
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May this Sunday bring clarity to your mind, peace to your heart, and strength to your plans. May every delayed blessing begin to align in your favor, and may wisdom guide every decision you make this week.
Happy Sunday mutuals 🥰✨💯🫶🫰🙏
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Sunday blessings! I'm tweeting from Canada. What about you??
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Woke up Blessed, beautiful, and unapologetically that girl. Happy Sunday y'all! ☀️✨ 💕
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