That’s why you should call your man “daddy”
I accidentally created a whole identity crisis in my own house.😂
My baby brother has been visiting since yesterday, and for his entire life I’ve called him “baby.” It’s stuck so badly that even now, at 20 years old, he still responds like it’s his official name.
Now here’s where it gets messy… that’s also what I call my husband.
So currently, I have two grown men in one space, both conditioned to answer to the same name like it’s roll call.
Every time I say “baby,” there’s this tiny moment of suspense. You can literally see both of them processing it. My brother will snap his head up immediately like, yes? you called me? while my husband turns a second later like, hold on… was that for me?
I’ve been ignoring it, thinking it’s not that serious. Until today.
I was in the kitchen, minding my business, and I casually…