21 ✨ deputy director douglas bailey’s #1 fan 😩💔 paget brewster is my only coping mechanism

Joined June 2025
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rachel ☞ s19 spoilers retweeted
“thats crazy we’re alone now” “and we’re still talking abt bryce” exactly kayda
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so fun fact i have a hc that bailey has an ativan prescription… how insane would it be if i wrote a fic about desperate, addicted emily stealing benzos from her boss 😭
oh and FOLLOW UP even MORE hot take… i don’t think those pills we’ve seen her pop in multiple episodes are just antacids!!! especially with how many she takes at a time!!! i think she’s abusing prescription drugs for stress relief!!!
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i know he kisses men i just can’t prove it
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i know that erica hates gay people because she won’t let jemily be in the same room as each other, refused to show us tarbecca’s wedding, and killed off my favorite twink
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last time i was feeling like this i wrote a fic about emily getting bailey to confess to suicidal ideation and confiscating his firearm so… let’s see what happens this time 🫠🫠🫠 no yeah i’m fine why do you ask
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rachel ☞ s19 spoilers retweeted
a scene where brian is doing the podcast with the bau and he says “wheels up” and emily cuts him off with a cynthia erivo style “that’s my line”
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so if anybody decides to write this uhhh… drop the link please 👀👀
I hc rebecca and tara laying in bed and rebecca is like "hey, your boss emily. she's a lesbian right?" and tara jumps up and is like "I've been saying that!"
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rachel ☞ s19 spoilers retweeted
Garvez... what's going on, I wonder? S19 E5 #CriminalMindsEvolution
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GARVEZ NATION WAKE TF UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️ IT’S TIME TO FEAST ‼️‼️
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NAH WHAT ARE THEY ABOUT TO DO TO MY GIRL 😭😭😭
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i’ve written multiple alcoholic fics in my lifetime for various fandoms… maybe i should bite the bullet and write alcoholic emily prentiss…
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RT @n0n_exist3nt: couple ranking so far 😁❤️
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the concept of bruno mars’ runaway baby being sang by a toxic lesbian in a jukebox musical 😩
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i quote this clip all the time i’m being so serious 😭 you might be thinking “how the hell do you fit this into daily conversation?” and the answer is idk but i always find a way 💀

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i jus realized i never posted my episode 4 board! unfortunately i once again only got to cross one off
episode 3! unfortunately i was only able to check one off. i am surprised the former character mention was gideon instead of reid but i will gladly take it
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rachel ☞ s19 spoilers retweeted
no please do this nothing makes me happier than comments on ao3 like wym the words from my brain made you feel something !!! 🥹🥹
sometimes I feel so dumb when leaving a comment on ao3 like hey hi I love your work so much it literally changed my life let me show you that by writing an entire paragraph stating the obvious about this beautiful passage you wrote
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remember that time emily said she had a sister and we were all like “nah she was totally lying! she’s always been implied to be an only child and the scene literally started with her lying to him to make him open up” and then erica was like “erm actually 🤓☝️”
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penelope clipping her ID to the bottom of her dress cracks me up because i just know people have done double takes when they see it 😭 it’s one of those things where there’s nothing saying you CAN’T do it but like… who the hell puts it there 💀
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oh i just know his parents praised him for being the “easy” child growing up, leading to crippling anxiety and fear of failure in his adult life 🥰
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I NEEDED TO REPOST THIS BECAUSE THIS IS GENIUS!!! i could totally see her taking pain meds for an injury and realizing they numb more than just the physical pain
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Replying to @itcalledsplenda
Remember when Paget asked the fans what injuries her character sustained? What if its part of a storyline that she's in constant pain and ended up abusing pain meds to deal with it?
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