I do the stuff that everybody tells me not to... occasionally it even works out.
Joined December 2008
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19 Jul 2022
If you plan a system--any system--and don't account for that one basement degen and his friends who will make it his life's purpose to take your system to/beyond its limits, your system is doomed to fail.
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11 Sep 2024
been off of twitter for like a year, but man I miss you assholes.
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22 Jul 2023
Whoever thought that it was a good idea to make slim fit shirts for the big & tall section is a dick. smh
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18 Jul 2023
All I can say is I had two chats this weekend about "IE or whatever" (aka AI). Don't underestimate the size of the rock some ppl live under.
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13 Jun 2023
6 hours driving,
5 Rise Against albums,
2 cans of Monster,
2 trips to Tennessee,
1 trip to Virginia,
3 family members returned home.
Monday is finished at last. Night y'all.
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13 Jun 2023
Sometimes, when you're stopped at a road closure at almost 2 in the morning in the TN mountains, you have to remember to look up, cuz boy the stars sure are pretty.
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13 Jun 2023
90m into the six hour impromptu semi-emergency road trip. Sure three monsters and a bag of beef jerkies going to make me vomit but I got enough time right?
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13 Jun 2023
Karma is a bitch. But never lose sight of the fact that just because it's being served to somebody else that you're not going to find yourself being served a slice.
Related: Fuck Mondays.
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12 Jun 2023
I realize I haven't been around a ton lately. Have I just started noticing how many ads are in my feed, or has it gotten worse over the last month or two?
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9 Jun 2023
Both kids just walked out the door for two weeks and change hiking on the Appalachain Trail. AMA
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2 Jun 2023
Happy Friday reminder: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
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2 Jun 2023
Asking yours truly to make up some multiple choice questions and their answers for you is truly an exercise in risk management, y'all... My brain ain't right, y'know?
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31 May 2023
You definitely need a new beta tester, then. Where do I apply? 🤣
31 May 2023
We have been working on a self control tool but our beta tester continues to snort ranch corn nuts dust and consume large amounts of waffle house. More testing is needed.
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30 May 2023
If you want to be a serious agent of chaos, why wait till after this bill passes?
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25 May 2023
The Earth is flat because maps are flat--and because of that, globes are fake.
Also, TIL that Hobby Lobby is a place of worship...
🤦♂️🤷♂️💀
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25 May 2023
Well that was a fucking suck out. Well done to the Panthers--they for sure deserved it--but you can't not be salty at the refs there. That was a damn light call for 60 seconds left in the 3rd.... #letsgocanes #FLAvsCAR
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24 May 2023
The flat earthers aren't wrong. They're just really really into Ultimate Frisbee.
22 May 2023
All worlds are flat discs so that God can play Frisbee golf.
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24 May 2023
Watch Boomers try to decipher this
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