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Heartwarming: mother and her kid narrowly avoid New Jersey
Jun 13
Good news story: A woman and her son were running late at Penn Station New York and missed the last train to the stadium. She was visibly upset and in tears after realizing they would miss the event.
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Let’s call an Uber. Take a Lyft. You can probably get a Waymo. Open up Zoox. Log into Zoox. Check Zoox. You can Zoox there. Just Zoox it. It’s on Zoox. Zoox has it for you.
Apr 18
Oh you Waymo? That’s fine I guess. I Zoox. You probably don’t have access to it but Waymo is fine sure.
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Bradley Intl Airport in Hartford
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Mar 27
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New Canadian PS5 Console prices as of April 2 4scarrsgaming.com/2026/03/pl…
PS5 $819.99
PS5 Digital $749.99
PS5 Pro $1,099.99
PlayStation Portal $319.99
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there’s people who bank on X dot com, the same website where I shitpost. Let that sink in.
Mar 25
The X Money card is gorgeous. Solid metal, numberless, and having the @ handle printed right on the back is such a clean detail.
- get 3% cashback on everything
- earn 6% interest
- 0% FX fee
- reimbursed ATM fees globally
- insured up to 250k
What more could you ask for?
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Mar 8
🥚 If Tokyo Dome was an ice cream sandwich, I’d eat it.
Well it is, and I did.
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I didn't pay $50 for the item. I paid $50 for the 5 days of serotonin I got from refreshing the tracking number.
The product itself is just the receipt for that experience.
That is why I will open the box, say "cool," and immediately place it on a shelf to gather dust for the next 3 years. The transaction is complete
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x.com/gematsu/status/2016703…
wait fuck sorry my bad
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maybe its called "the present" because it's a gift to live in the moment 🥰🥰🥰 #tuesdaytruths
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i love Nintendo. they're the only company that would hype "changing the screen colour" as a future update
Jan 27
Virtual Boy Nintendo Switch Online Launch Line Up Coming Feb. 17th. ow.ly/G95950Y4hoU
Ability to change screen color later this year.
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