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Feb 15
yes. men are stupid
Men want a woman who looks like a super model after giving birth, who after all the housework & childcare is still sexy at all hours, split bills 50/50, submits, but all they can give her is this crappy house. If you're a woman in men's dreams you always have a miserable life!
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Jun 15
"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"
*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:
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Jun 14
ada tamu datang ke rumah terus ngerokok, aku sodorin asbak ini malah pada diam ngeliatin
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Jun 15
beberapa hari lalu gue selesai baca buku dan doi langsung nanya “did you finish it? tell me everything about it.” sambil tepuk-tepuk kasur. akhirnya gue yapping 20 menit tentang buku itu sampe ketiduran. he doesn’t like reading books, but he listens :3
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Jun 15
I love my mother But I don't want to be like her. I love my father. But I don't want a husband like him. I loved my childhood. But I don't want my children to grow up the way I did.
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setauku tag zonauang udh diganti ke bealanja kan ya? masih banyak yg blm tau kah? (soalnya masih banyak yg pake zonauang)
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Jun 14
oh i missed seruan aksi dari kastra. sedih bgt udh lulus dan gabisa ikut. buat temen² yg turun ke jalan, stay safe, ya. ❤️
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Jun 14
"26 Kan Aku di 77 mu"
Ada yang paham maksud tulisan di truk ini?
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Jun 13
WA dari temen kantor lama. Malem. Jam 11.
"Bro, istri gue masuk IGD."
"HAH? KENAPA?"
"Pingsan di kamar mandi. Jam 9 malem."
"Gue pikir stroke. Atau jantung. Atau apa."
"Dokter bilang: kelelahan kronis. Kurang tidur akumulatif. Dehidrasi."
"Gue bingung. Kok bisa? Dia kan di rumah aja."
Dan kalimat terakhir itu, "di rumah aja" , keluar dari temenku yang istrinya BARU PINGSAN.
Bahkan di depan IGD pun, dia masih bilang "di rumah aja."
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Jun 13
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jun 13
dan he kept saying that qtime ya waktu dan tujuanku fokus ke kamu, bkn ke yg lain. he even said that the exsistence of others tdk pnting kalo pas qtime
Jun 13
ni klo arul liat definisi qtime bgini pasti jg kesel. even my bf aja bneran klo qtime ya brdua, no time for his friend, ak pun bgitu. klo mau kluar sm temen ya dri awal sdh warning, nnti sm anak² ya. kli pas qtime ya main/mabar brdua
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Jun 13
ni klo arul liat definisi qtime bgini pasti jg kesel. even my bf aja bneran klo qtime ya brdua, no time for his friend, ak pun bgitu. klo mau kluar sm temen ya dri awal sdh warning, nnti sm anak² ya. kli pas qtime ya main/mabar brdua
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Jun 13
canvaku dipake sm smua tmenku. jd bgini jir. ya prima, ya BLM, ya pemuja osgood 😀 ya BEM
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i hate men
Jun 12
“Women should dress modestly to avoid being harassed”……Took my 12 year old niece to her checkup appointment. She was sitting there nervously on the exam table when the male doctor put the tongue depressor too far down her throat. When she didn’t gag, he laughed and said, “I wish I had a girlfriend like you.”
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