Tweets are completely in line with my employer @citibank
Joined May 2025
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23 Jun 2025
I don't want to stay at your party
I don't want to talk with your friends
I don't want to vote for your Mayor
I just want to be your Paul Meridian
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I’ve gotten with a lot of older women. I’ll even go up to 22 if I’m really horny
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Jun 17
Im not perfect but there are definitely parts of me that are excellent
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Jun 17
I always say thank you to the TSA employees no matter how much of a bitch they’re being to me. Call it something I learned from my ex girlfriend.
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Jun 15
I changed my mind I actually do want to stay at your party and talk to your friends they’re kinda hot
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Jun 13
I’ve never seen a woman look good without a bra. Especially not if she’s wearing one of those thin see thru tank tops
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Jun 13
I’ve just been going around writing various slurs on the sidewalk followed by @7soulsdeep
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Jun 12
A tweaker on the train keeps screaming over and over that this is his hood now. Like I give a fuck.
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Jun 12
I had to stop playing soccer because one time I kicked the ball so hard it went right through the goalies chest leaving a massive hole and it killed him instantly :(
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Jun 11
Mexico just beat South Africa after a thrilling match to kick off the World Cup. Let’s fuck.
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Jun 11
It’s way too many girls I be dming who were at the Knicks game tonight. Like okay I just got no chance
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Jun 11
Imagine Taylor Swift screaming DEFENSE at you from 5 feet away in the biggest game of your life. All of a sudden those shorts are little too loose for national tv
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Jun 10
I could make you satisfied in everything you do. All your secret wishes could right now be coming true.
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Jun 9
Once I was a solider, and I fought on foreign sands for you. Once I was a hunter, and I brought home fresh meat for you. Once I was a DJ, and I got your friends on the Home Sweet Home list for you.
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Jun 9
I don’t have a porn addiction and I’m ready to have real sex
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Jun 9
I don’t really care if you fuck other guys just try and make sure they don’t get suggested to me on Instagram
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