cause baby tonight dough jimmy got us fallon in love again

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alvin the chipmunk at a restaurant: uhhh i'll have the harmonica☝️😂 simon: oh, brother🤓🤦‍♂️ literally theodore: guys i think i'm bisexual🐿️
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they put a countdown on X Premium like if i don't buy it in time my phone will explode
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Was Jesse Eisenberg busy or something
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i choose regal unlimited bc after every purchase i win a laundry machine for 90% off
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yay❤️
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Oh I get it. Fun onions.
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the Walmart employees at the front don't check receipts anymore come shop at Walmart
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Do you remember when your wife divorced you? I do! #MyExAnniversary
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“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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a waymo just honked at me and all the other drivers got out their cars and helped me disassemble it
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how do olympian's phones not fall out of their pockets
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the internet shifted too fast for rob dyrdek last time i watched ridiculousness i saw him reacting to charlie kirk's death
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atlanta paving the roads one month before the world cup arrives
All lanes of Interstate 285 in southwest Atlanta will be closed down next month for a major pavement project. fox5atlanta.com/news/why-you…
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monsters university is great because it's about how you don't need a degree if you want it bad enough
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my 6th grade social studies teacher would say "you can remember it's called gross income bc it's GROSS to have that much money" then throw darts at this large picture of bezos she owned. one time a kid said he wanted to be rich and out of instinct she darted him.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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i'm done with job hunting bro pt. 2
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"mr eisenberg, please come back for social network 2" - no mr. sorkin i am too busy "jesse, please be in minions 3" - yes, mr. pierre coffin, director of minions 3. of course mr. pierre coffin, director of minions 3
The cast for ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ has been revealed: • Allison Janney • Christoph Waltz • Jeff Bridges • Jesse Eisenberg • Trey Parker In theaters on July 1.
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Resisting the might-makes-right order, in solidarity with the peoples of Palestine, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland. Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.
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