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do you think they've explored each other's bodies
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"haha don't you hate it when you accidentally last year down?" Oh no sorry I'm actually an adult
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I get that personality hires are important but do they have to be so fucking loud
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
his WHAT
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Tom Nook's Bellsack is $11.20 on Amazon: amzn.to/45oAZTJ #affiliate
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Genuinely almost died driving in this rain I should get to skip work today as a reward for surviving
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(45/45) In conclusion, the littler the rascal, the more of a rascal they truly are.
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Finally got the courage to block texts from my dentist ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin bro
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I love spending my summer dog walks dreading just how fucking shitty the winter dog walks are going to be
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค  Yeeehawww! ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค  Mosey on down to @TheCCU this weekend to catch our very own local cowboy @IdiotRyanKahl! Featuring potential future cowboy @itslahiru! Lasso yourself some tickets now! ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿœ๏ธ
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
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The wolves are emails Iโ€™m the lamb
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So I hate my current dentist and I was hoping to come here and cyberbully them and
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WHAT DID THEY DO
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
happy to announce next friday weโ€™re doing it again and i am making a point to be less off-putting this time! these are really great comics though, very highly rec
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bro are you fuckin lollygagging right now
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No I am not "hard at work," you perv
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
THIS WEEKEND! @haha_jcough is a comedian with a very distinct style. Dave Attell recently described him on stage as โ€œsomeone who looks like he knows everything there is to know about parrots.โ€ Tickets: dojour.us/e/16423 @hipearlrose @itslahiru #twincitiescomedy
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I can't even begin to describe the NOTHING that this will do. Just legalize weed already or something.
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This just in, Biden thinks semiautomatic guns are fuckin sick ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ
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