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20 May 2022
do you think they've explored each other's bodies
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17 Jan 2025
"haha don't you hate it when you accidentally last year down?"
Oh no sorry I'm actually an adult
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7 Oct 2024
I get that personality hires are important but do they have to be so fucking loud
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
10 Oct 2023
his WHAT
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25 Sep 2023
Genuinely almost died driving in this rain I should get to skip work today as a reward for surviving
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31 Aug 2023
(45/45) In conclusion, the littler the rascal, the more of a rascal they truly are.
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17 Aug 2023
Finally got the courage to block texts from my dentist ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
5 Aug 2023
Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin bro
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4 Aug 2023
I love spending my summer dog walks dreading just how fucking shitty the winter dog walks are going to be
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
27 Jun 2023
๐ค ๐ค ๐ค Yeeehawww! ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค
Mosey on down to @TheCCU this weekend to catch our very own local cowboy @IdiotRyanKahl! Featuring potential future cowboy @itslahiru! Lasso yourself some tickets now! ๐ฎ๐๏ธ
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
14 Jun 2023
The wolves are emails Iโm the lamb
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29 May 2023
So I hate my current dentist and I was hoping to come here and cyberbully them and
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
6 Apr 2023
happy to announce next friday weโre doing it again and i am making a point to be less off-putting this time! these are really great comics though, very highly rec
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Lahiru Samarasinghe retweeted
14 Feb 2023
THIS WEEKEND! @haha_jcough is a comedian with a very distinct style. Dave Attell recently described him on stage as โsomeone who looks like he knows everything there is to know about parrots.โ Tickets: dojour.us/e/16423
@hipearlrose @itslahiru #twincitiescomedy
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2 Feb 2023
I can't even begin to describe the NOTHING that this will do. Just legalize weed already or something.
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26 Nov 2022
This just in, Biden thinks semiautomatic guns are fuckin sick ๐ค๐พ๐ค๐พ
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