Doctor/Poet/rapper/writer/voice over artist, and whatever else you think I am, long as it's true...oh and I hate eggplants

Joined August 2020
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19 Apr 2024
Only posting this here on twitter😂
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Alarm set for 2h50
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We need to have an honest conversation about Brasil
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Morocco are so clear of the other African countries, it’s crazy
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Shit goes south moment someone screams "wakuba uyo!" Then the real marathon begins.
If the goal is running, here you can also run at 1 AM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the goal is running, here you can also run at 1 AM
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If the goal is running, here you can also run at 1 AM
One thing I love about South Korea 🇰🇷 is that you can go for a run at 1 AM and feel completely safe. That says a lot about the discipline and respect within society. I love it here!
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Big girl purchase🥺
As for me... Bwelani muzasungitse madzi🤣🔥 Now I can also measure brokeness by how empty MY FRIDGE WHICH I BOUGHT MYSELF is😂😂 Odi ndiikemo tomato wa half ndi botolo lamadzi
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they’re not making it past the group stage, how do you have a starting 11 of injured players😭
Switzerland’s expected lineup for today’s game.
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Where are the Women?
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Where do you put vegetables in your plate when having nsima? Left or right?
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Messi: “The game against Mexico was the hardest.” Messi fans who almost got heart attack watching Argentina vs. France:
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I hear pamsima paja pamayenera kumakhala ndiwo
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Asking the important questions
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We don’t beat and kill them, we simply deport them. Thats the difference
NOT a single country in African allows illegal foreigners. Why must SA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 be an exception?
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Jun 13
OCD type of questions
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but pa internet napo. where do we put our veggies?😂😂💀
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I thought we all put them ku right? Why are people saying left??
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One thing I've noticed is that if you don't find a partner during your university years, it can become much harder later on. Most of the married people I know met while they were in school, dated for years, and eventually got married.
What's a hill you'll die on?
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world cup shouldn't make y'all forget @Arsenal lost the UCL finals in Budapest 13 days ago!
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“If I want to see every trophy, I’ll go to Stamford Bridge”.

If I want to see Champions League trophies, I’ll go to the Santiago Bernabeu If I want to see Premier League trophies, I’ll go to Old Trafford If I want to see every trophy, I’ll go to Stamford bridge If I want to see Community shields, I’ll go to the Emirates
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