I’m a duck my name is Crispy
Joined October 2010
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20 Feb 2016
An awkward situation is when you die and your last tweet wasn't a dank meme.
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14 Nov 2025
So @gavofyork was compiled to Wasm & containerized on stage, but initialization block run before his voice module was ready & for a few long minutes thers wasn’t any sound. Luckily we had @Evan_Mann from @RUMSHQ himself on stage to entertain us all & give infos about the venue
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18 Jun 2025
Oktahedron is Live from #Dappcon: experimenting with streaming directly to Swarm 🐝
No gatekeepers (well @ZkAv_Club ) —just chunks of data Kademling themselves through the network 💖 🐝
18 Jun 2025
🟠 @zeligf live now on @ZkAv_Club Recording Station at @dappcon_berlin — discussing public data, video streaming, zero-leak messaging, and “upload & disappear.”
🎥 Live stream on Swarm 👇
swarmstream.eth.limo/#/watch…
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5 Sep 2024
We're in an emotional bear market. Remember the people who stand with you through it. The cycle revolves. 🫶✊
ALT midjourney > we're in an emotional bear market. remember the people who stand with you through it. the cycle will revolve. --s 1000 --style raw --v 6.1
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8 Aug 2024
Back in 2019 a poem came into my mind. I’ve never been to #DwebCamp, but heard only good things.
I never wrote a poem, except this, nor do I follow any Brewster Khale based religion.
It is not meant as praise nor as criticism.
I know #DWebCamp2024 is on now, so I’ll share
6 Jul 2019
Let’s all eat kale and purge and sing, and drink the sacred brew of kale, emerge from kale hole and then merge into one giant Brewster Khale #DWebCamp
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20 Jun 2024
Idk how many people from Iberian peninsula will block me for disrespecting their national soup, but I think it’s a good household advise
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24 May 2024
Just as I felt ready to get socially distorted @ETHBerlin I received a black envelope disappear.dist0rtion.com #ethberlin @dist0rtionproto #treasurehunt
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24 May 2024
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24 May 2024
I really like moths. Moths are great. If you like moth check out this #EthBerlin talk on #censorship by @Fatalmeh
It’s recorded. Will add link
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6 Jul 2019
Let’s all eat kale and purge and sing, and drink the sacred brew of kale, emerge from kale hole and then merge into one giant Brewster Khale #DWebCamp
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6 Jul 2019
Let us enchanting veil of smouldering kale inhale, and fall, into sweet slumbering kale hole. Then emerge from kale hole and merge into a giant Brewster Khale of Brewster Khales #DWebCamp
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2 May 2024
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Let us enchanting smouldering kale inhale
and fall into sweet slumbering hole of kale again just to unveil that we’re all are nothing but a kaleidoscopic Brewster Khale of Brewster Khales
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10 Jun 2023
I didn’t know the term for this was “rage farming”. Rage bait algorithms #TIL☺️
31 Jan 2023
Be a good Twitter user and hate some random shit
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2 Feb 2023
Have you ever wondered while looking into the mirror whether you’re from thispersondoesnotexist.com
1 Feb 2023
They come from thispersondoesnotexist.com/
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12 Jan 2023
I made a chutney that is also an NFT and have some to a friend. He was wondering what happens to the NFT if he eats the chutney. I said that it’s totally up to him, as long as what he does to the chutney is public. And if it’s not public it basically doesn’t matter
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25 Dec 2022
Fidget toys are popular cuz many peeps do too little to stimulate their sense of touch. On screen haptics won’t do.
If you replace all little physical objects like a light switch or a sound dial with a button on the screen or voice control you’d want a fidget toy to compensate.
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25 Dec 2022
I sometimes wonder if we humans love video games so much just because most game controllers offer a little bit more sensory experience and challenge our coordination more than keyboards & touch screens. Not because of the games themselves.
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