not a big fan of handshakes - WSU DPT ‘23

Joined May 2012
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Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man
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6 years later and still waiting for the thief to come forward. Also, if any of you see the “November 1st” candy meme of me in my car full of Kit Kats tomorrow please report them to the police
Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man
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If I could just be shirtless in a bowling alley I know I could roll a 300
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When it’s November 1st and all the candy is 50% off
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19 Oct 2021
dentists should just leave the teeth they pulled on the ground like how barbers leave all that hair on the floor
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I don’t really tweet anymore but today I saw a guy out jogging stop and take a smoke break. Something I just gotta document
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My dad’s spelling is immaculate
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The spelling champ is back
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If I were president, Hummer stretch limo’s would not exist
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Whoever made this is still my greatest enemy
Happy November 1st aka the day someone created the worst meme in the history of the world
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John Mayer spotify playlist is a great study tool
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Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
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Do you like velveeta queso or are you in the upper class
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Blessed
Fellas, How would you feel about dating a woman that makes more money than you?
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Uploading my guitar hero highlight reel to hudl
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I hate to get political but birds are not real
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How cold is the oven they use to make frozen pizzas. The science behind it seems insane
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Bad news for my enemies. I woke up
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Grad school is like playing golf with a ping pong ball
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