cuddly and nonthreatening. i tweet a lot of nonsense about music and video games. she/they/hey you. better half: @whispersosoftly. (banner art by @scarab_art)
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jennifer alsworth retweeted
14 Dec 2024
Follow @videogamedeals & Repost for a Chance to Win 1 of 5 Codes for Paper Perjury (Steam) Provided by @Papercatgames. Ends Wed. at 9PM ET.
20% Off Launch Discount via Steam. ow.ly/8XYa50Ur1Wg
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jennifer alsworth retweeted
18 Jun 2024
Wow, looks like someone stole our idea 😤 and here is definitive #PROOF!
Ace Attorney investigations 2?! More like Pro Philosopher 2!!!
We'll see which game is deBeste! 😮💨😮💨😮💨
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28 May 2024
look what we made him do
28 May 2024
I finally wrote the unhinged Taylor Swift conspiracy theory article!
Worth noting that @TheAmberAlice provided remote support for my Brooklyn billboard visit. And what's more ARGish than receiving online backup when checking out a deaddrop! argn.com/2024/05/taylor_swif…
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jennifer alsworth retweeted
14 May 2024
Loving this unhinged FB Marketplace listing.
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24 Apr 2024
you can tell that i'm a centrist-pilled, ivory tower-residing elite because, at this exact moment, i'm way more interested in the inevitable result of this court case than i am about tiktok actually getting banned or divested
24 Apr 2024
BREAKING: TIKTOK CEO SAYS HE WILL TAKE BIDEN TO COURT
"Hi, everyone, it's Shou here!
Rest Assured, we aren't going anywhere.
We will keep fighting for your rights in the courts.
The facts and the Constitution are on our side, and we expect to prevail."
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24 Apr 2024
(if it *does* make it to the supreme, which is not a guarantee, i think the opinion will be mostly unanimous "yes usg can do this" with intentionally narrow language to prevent it from being blanket permission, that usg will promptly start citing as blanket permission)
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jennifer alsworth retweeted
8 Dec 2023
Follow @videogamedeals & Repost for a Chance to Win 1 of 5 Codes for Roots of Pacha (Switch) Provided by @rootsofpacha. Ends Wednesday at 9PM ET. ow.ly/ifpt50Qfl7l
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10 Nov 2023
sorcerer: i cast dispel magic
gm: [jay's character], roll a constitution save
me: uh, 13?
gm: okay so [jay's character] passes out
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10 Nov 2023
my character fails to correctly communicate their intentions with the rest of the party, so one member thinks that i'm brainwashed and definitely in trouble, and one member thinks that i'm in the middle of a seduction con and definitely not in trouble
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16 Oct 2023
i'm not sure anyone i know has gotten a text like this, but if you do... it's a phish. delete it.
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4 Oct 2023
the perfect solve for the devil is a part timer polyhedron is that maou ends up with chi, emi ends up with rika, and ashiya is married to both of them
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4 Oct 2023
urushihara and suzuno have their own thing on the outside, watching the insanity and shaking their heads
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30 Sep 2023
if you can see this, please interact with it
this is technically engagement farming, but i'm testing who generates notifications for me and who doesn't
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jennifer alsworth retweeted
21 Sep 2023
You can pet the baby chocobo in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
youtu.be/iKHTX8vHfB0?si=fgCY…
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