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Joined November 2010
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Japanese fans TRASHING the Dallas Stadium after their 2-2 draw with the Netherlands
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China has an overcapacity of coffee and is dumping Spanish lattes for $1.87
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Jun 8
A subset of World Cup tickets should be set aside for those of us who were called a foot fairy for playing soccer as kids
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Jun 8
It’s fine
Jun 8
Please do not log into your PERSONAL email address on your WORK computer/device.
It’s wild that this HAS to still be said in 2026.
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Jun 5
My goats
S&P Dow Jones Indices will keep its existing eligibility requirements for the S&P 500, rejecting proposals that would have made it faster for mega-cap companies such as SpaceX to gain rapid entry into the benchmark after going public bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Jack retweeted
May 29
Gf’s friend group introduced me to the concept of the east Williamsburg bar name and now I see them everywhere
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May 28
When your approval rating dips below 30%
May 27
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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May 27
We have a speakerphone incident in the lobby of the Mount Sinai Cardiology Clinic
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May 26
My grandfather fell out of bed and hit his head on the dresser because he was having a dream where he was wrestling over an item at a flea market
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May 23
The california coastal commission just arrested me for attempting to walk to the post office instead of driving
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May 22
I’m the only person brave enough to give The Four Horsemen a 6.7 on Beli
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Jack retweeted
May 21
Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'
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