Idealist. Mama. Warrior Princess. Currently painting #100unicycles to benefit @SFSuicide & #100cupcakes to benefit @NoKidHungry, because I win at all the things

Joined August 2010
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Painting #100unicycles 2 benefit @SFSuicide. Get 'em @ $119- prices go up by $10, each 10! 100unicycles.com
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Testing Twitter circle, if you can read this šŸ‘€
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Note to self
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Jackie Lea Shelley retweeted
Somebody needs this right now. 🦜
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There’s a new feature #twittercircle tell me if you want in
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Jackie Lea Shelley retweeted
It’s the things we do that mean the most. šŸ›¹ #TheBeginner
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While I’m asking unanswerable late night questions, what makes the creamy filling in @Hostess_Snacks so addictive, I’m trying to figure out how to make a better cupcake in my spare time
I mean, what is Twitter for exactly
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Is this thing still on
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Replying to @tacobell
@tacobell you have some truly fabulous assistant managers at the Morgan Hill, CA location ;) just thought you’d like to know, love, his mother 🌮 ā¤ļø šŸ”„
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PS love your decor šŸ˜‚šŸŒ®šŸ”„
Jackie Lea Shelley retweeted
we all know cases where suffering didn’t break people but broke them open — made them more caring toward and knowledgeable about the suffering of others. And the old saying that we suffer our way to wisdom is not wrong. nytimes.com/2021/12/09/opini…
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk anyway, can’t stop thinking about it. I think about what your tweet said, think it translates to ā€œIf it was really that easy, I would do itā€ ā€œshow me the details of this supposed plan.ā€ nobody really thinks $6 billion by itself will permanently solve world hunger…
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So, sorry so many tweets, I can’t tell if you read these or what but i just wanted to say that even saying it just to prove a point… it’s an exciting conversation and I wish nothing right this second but that I was a smarter, better person so that I could be a real part of it.
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Just how amazing it is that you’re able to even postulate such a thing. Damn. šŸ˜‚ I can’t let go. I’m trying to go about my very ordinary day, all I can think is.. so how DO we fix world hunger? The problem is SO outside my scope it’s like my personal Fermat’s last Theorem
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Replying to @jackinessity
Your not so infamous child. It’s not like you post about me or my brother constantly on all of your social medias.
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YODELING PICKLES EXIST
And finally, to whoever made the algorithm for Amazon that sent me the squirrel 🐿 hand puppet, banana phone, & yodeling pickle, I can’t thank you enough
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Also to my kid for showing me these glowing mushrooms šŸ„ they are awesome and so are you
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