Former Royal Marine PTI, Physio, post-doc senior lecturer and aspiring pencil drawing artist. Boxing fan, NUFC

Joined September 2010
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8 Sep 2025
Finished drawing this little chap ๐Ÿถ โœ๐Ÿผ Keep posting your dog pics! If I see one I love, Iโ€™ll draw it ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ
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I just spent ยฃ300 on a limousine, then discovered the fee doesn't include a driver. I can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it. ๐Ÿ˜
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Any recommendations for music to listen to while I'm fishing? Something catchy! ๐Ÿ˜
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Historians have discovered the grave of what they believe to be the UKโ€™s oldest ever living man in Yorkshire. He was 193 and his name was Miles from London. ๐Ÿ˜
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Absolutely chuffed to bits ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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Local thieves are nicking clothes in size order! Police say theyโ€™re still at largeโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜
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Itโ€™s not tricky is it ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ
Why do we import men from countries too unsafe to visit?! Surely itโ€™s those same men that make the place unsafe?
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What would you name this dog? ๐Ÿ˜…
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Little penguin couple holding hands at the beach in South Africa
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This emoji IRL ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅด
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A lorry load of tights and stockings has crashed on the M1. The police said expect some hold ups. ๐Ÿ˜
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Seeing how they react to Farage stating what is in black & white suggests that if Reform get in power, the meltdown will be seen from space ๐Ÿซฃ

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Itโ€™s hard to believe that all these DEI officers who are well paid donโ€™t seem to know the difference between equity and equality and that when it comes to the law, equality is needed.
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Absolutely every politician currently crying about "not politicising Henry Nowak" has at least one tweet politicising George Floyd. Seriously, search his name in their history and you'll find one for all of them.
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I never knew Bill Withers had a brother who worked on call services called Bearโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜
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At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
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I was in a restaurant last night and I wasnโ€™t sure whether to send back the fish in herb sauce. I didnโ€™t know if it was the thyme or the plaice... ๐Ÿ˜
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It always amazes me how many rich socialists there areโ€ฆ ๐Ÿค”
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๐Ÿ’ฉ is about to get real ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ
Rape Gang Inquiry update. Our team is currently going through our draft report to ensure that all is legally sound for publication. The plan is straightforward. I intend to use parliamentary privilege in the chamber to name a number of the worst perpetrators/officials who we believe have escaped justice. We will then use private prosecutions to pursue those individuals through the courts, and eventually put them in prison. These are incredibly dangerous scumbags. It is an national network of organised crime - it is not simply disparate gangs. This is a comprehensive criminal network that is capable of the most evil acts. I will be informing the police, parliamentary security and the Home Office beforehand of who I intend to name and why - I also now have private security for the first time in my life. But do not underestimate the danger of these networks. It is organised crime of the very worst kind. We started this inquiry not to just talk, but to act. The report will be published after the elections as I want this to be a cross-party effort, and party politics should not interfere with any of our activity. Numerous Conservative MPs have been supportive, as have the Northern Irish and even a Labour MP attending the hearings. I want this to go beyond petty party politics. We still have a significant amount of money from the crowdfunder, and that is ready to privately prosecute. This is where we are. This is the plan. Thank you to everybody for your support.
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