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Jack Thoreson retweeted
South Park you better work bitch 🤣
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This is my first significant winter weather event in #LFK, is this normal?
Snow storms in Lawrence: A thread. 1. If you're leaving your house because you have to work, just be careful. If you're leaving your house for a mango rhubarb slushee, first of all, gross, second of all, you don't need it.
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6 Nov 2024
DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up theonion.com/dnc-email-plead…
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@Tim_Walz It exists. ❤️It’s in Pennsylvania
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“It’s Pumpkin Spice season” Midwesterners:
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We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.
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“I have concepts of a plan”
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11 Sep 2024
Trump: ‘I Taught Tony Hawk How To Land A 900’
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11 Sep 2024
david muir you look so beautiful when you live fact check
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Jack Thoreson retweeted
the aliens after their transgender operations
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Transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison? Wow, his pornhub searches are WEIRD.
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11 Sep 2024
Trump: ‘Cereal Has Gone Extinct’
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Jack Thoreson retweeted
Will you guys pipe down? I'm saying goodbye to Lisa! Rest in peace, James Earl Jones. 🕊️
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Jack Thoreson retweeted
28 Aug 2024
Apologies for last night’s post. That should have read ‘a succulent Chinese meal’, obviously.
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I can't believe this stuff was almost lost to time.
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I bet @GovTimWalz takes 10 minutes to say goodbye.
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Jack Thoreson retweeted
8 Aug 2024
When guests leave his home, I bet @GovTimWalz tells them to "watch for deer"
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The Democracy Manifest guy passed away yesterday
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