Est 1999 | Gemini | He/Him
Joined June 2018
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Jun 10
Donna Nobel about to pop the fuck offffff
Carly Rae Jepsen has cleared her Instagram except for one post:
“White walls, terracotta tiles, a view of the sea...
Nice, October 21, 9:01am”
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May 18
“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery
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May 17
Smoggie queens is literally some of the best tv I’ve seen in years 😭😭😭
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May 11
I’m literally so fkin obsessed with searching everything on company house my fucking god
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When I say “I’m proud to be British” this is the version I mean btw
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May 4
Dear Lord if Dolly Parton ever does pass I’ll be inconsolable (she is immortal in my brain so so she won’t)
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Apr 28
you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you
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Apr 25
Hate when people post topless pics with the caption ‘getting there’ when they are evidently already absolutely shredded shut the fuck upppp
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Apr 22
British moots do you remember how in like year 6 we’d get weighed at school and our parents would be sent a letter saying if we were fat or not
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Apr 20
Victoria sponge is making me into a Victoria sponge I cannot stop fucking eating it
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Apr 18
me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people
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Apr 12
Yeah but not a payment of 10 million dollars for a show worth of set design
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Apr 12
I love that song in the SpongeBob movie goofy gooner or whatever it is
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