live fast & never die

Joined April 2018
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31 Aug 2023
expecting me to be mature when u know I was born premature is crazy
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9 May 2025
nice to know me and the pope got something in common (from chicago)
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jackie retweeted
when my beautiful friend becomes single i shall run the conclave for her next bf
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7 May 2025
jokes on you I’m a J name too
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🐞🌺🌞💐
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14 Feb 2025
looked up bar outfits on pinterest and the outfit is to be skinny
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4 Feb 2025
my bf asked me to wash his clothes and I accidentally ripped his $100 hoodie #notmeant2beahousewife
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31 Jan 2025
behind the DJ booth farting
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28 Jan 2025
so am i still gettin my fafsa refund or

28 Jan 2025
The White House budget office has ordered a pause on all federal grants and loans.
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21 Jan 2025
i never tip male waiters hit the oil rig nigga
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13 Jan 2025
god knew I needed more discipline in my life so he sent me a bf in the military
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11 Jan 2025
can someone make gym shorts that don’t go up to ur ribcage
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11 Jan 2025
everyone talking abt premed, predental, prelaw— what about premature? pregame?
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9 Jan 2025
DTMF: Debí tomar más fourloko
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2 Jan 2025
I feel like nobody rlly fucks w pepsi like that and it makes me sad for them ):
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23 Dec 2024
3rd Christmas no EBT card what am I doing wrong
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22 Dec 2024
going on facebook marketplace is my favorite thing to do after a night out
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18 Dec 2024
if i get paid and my check isn’t $181715838 im quitting
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13 Dec 2024
having ur bf read ur tweets to u feels like when the teacher would read ur notes in front of the class
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8 Dec 2024
she may be prettier than me but has she been chronically online since she was 12
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8 Dec 2024
if I don’t eat from now until christmas I can buy him the retros he wants
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