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Jun 12
A federal judge permanently blocked Trump’s slush fund.
That keeps these criminals from getting paid our tax dollars.
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The same people that said that Obama shamed the White House by wearing a tan suit
Are also cheering this nonsense
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Jake Justice retweeted
Elon musk could give every American man, woman, and child $2,300.
And he would still be the richest man in the world.
And before you say he earned every dollar, just remember that he has propped up his businesses using $38 Billion in government subsidies.
Your tax dollars.
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Jake Justice retweeted
Jun 12
A federal judge permanently blocked Trump’s slush fund.
That keeps these criminals from getting paid our tax dollars.
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Jake Justice retweeted
Jun 12
How much is a trillion dollars?
If you spent $100 every second, it would take:
About 2 hours, 45 minutes to spend $1 M.
Just under 4 months to spend $1 B.
Over 300 years to spend $1 Trillion.
Good for Elon, but no one needs that much money. Tax the rich.
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Jun 11
I got $100 that he didn’t.
Jun 11
I bet Spencer Pratt got more votes than Karen Bass.
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Jun 11
This is surprising hard to answer…
Jun 11
If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?
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Jun 11
Giving credit to Greg Abbott that has been the norm in Texas for its entire history is dumb, even by nick sorter standards.
Pretty sure NJ is the only state that doesn’t allow you to pump your own gas, anyways.
Fucking idiot.
Jun 11
Shoutout to Texas and @GregAbbott_TX for allowing me to pump my own gas for $3.17/gal without the threat of LITERAL ARREST like New Jersey at $4.68/gal!
Red states just work better.
Liberals will learn eventually.
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Jun 11
No better way to “own the libs” than to desecrate the White House.
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Jun 11
Less than 10 days later he’s arrested in Texas for terroristic threats 🤷♂️
Jun 2
That’s because you’re a racist piece of shit that should be in prison.
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Jake Justice retweeted
Jun 10
Trump: “I love inflation”
That’s the post.
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Jake Justice retweeted
Jun 9
I post, you see.
Never forget the truth about J6
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Jun 9
Nithya Raman is a city council member and was polling in 2nd place right before the election at about 25%.
Where she finished and well within the margin of error.
Concessions have no actual barring on the election.
Don’t believe the conspiracies they’re pushing.
Jun 8
On election night, no-name, no support Nithya Raman sobbed & conceded the race
She apologized to her family for failing
This made sense. She polled in the single digits & bombed in the debate. Now a historically insurmountable 3rd place
This was before “the machine” took over
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Jun 8
Number of states that counted all ballots on Election Day in 2024: 0
I will agree, it is a crazy idea. A stupid idea.
Jun 7
Here’s a crazy idea:
Make it a law that all ballots must be counted on election night.
It’s rocket science, I know.
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Jun 8
Spencer Pratt’s demise and the corresponding maga freakout is just… delicious!
Thank you for this entertainment because today has been kind of boring 😂
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