New Englander. College Basketball, Soccer more @MailSport. He/him. Former award-winning Bundesliga Podcaster. @NewhouseSU alum🍊. RT≠endorsement. Views=mine.

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On Dan Hurley's gameday playlist, there's one song that seems too fitting for the coach: "The beast in me / Is caged by frail and fragile bars / Restless by day and night / Rants and rages at the stars / God help the beast in me." mol.im/a/15711723 via @MailSport
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First World Cup game of the day doesn't kick off until 3:00pm
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I think Tunisia should re-play the Sweden game so that we get three group stage games with Herve Renard like we all deserve
WELCOME BACK HERVE RENARD 💚❤️ It wouldn't be a World Cup without his crisp white shirts 👔
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Those of us who watched 2023 AFCON know what this Cabo Verde team can do
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Jake Fenner retweeted
The Red Sox game might be over but the party continues at Fenway Park 🥳 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Congrats to @MisterHotBalls @jakefenner_ and all the other Caniacs!
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By the transitive property, Curacao is just as good as 2014 Brazil send tweet
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A stutter-step penalty against Curaçao is deeply unethical ball
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As a USL person, if you can't score on the Miami FC goalkeeper, you need to all be sent home and forfeit the tournament
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And those are the only two because not even Mamdani can save the New York Jets
imagine you get elected mayor and two of your sports teams immediately win championships
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This is the most un-Brazil looking Brazil team I’ve ever seen
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If New York City is still standing this weekend after Game 5, Brazil-Morocco and multiple parades, it’ll be a miracle
NYC this weekend
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Setting the tone is important, and they set the tone. Should be more of the same next time. But I think we’ll really see what this team is worth when they play Turkey. For now, a great three points.
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Jake Fenner retweeted
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We, as a society, have moved past the need for Alexi Lalas to be on television
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Now’s the time once every four years where random people I went to college with text me things like “how long is a soccer game?”
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Setting aside all the controversy surrounding Carter Hart, he’s got an .856 SV% in the Stanley Cup Finals. Why the hell does John Tortorella continue to start him.
Carter Hart made NHL history by allowing 4 goals in each of the first four games of a Stanley Cup Final 😬 He's now the first goalie ever to do it in five straight...
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Zamina-mina, zangalewa / This time for America
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Danhausen went from wrestling at an indy show I was at in Hartford in November to single handedly un-cursing the Knicks
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The NBA Finals is over
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Jake Fenner retweeted
This is almost as good as a Big East Tournament semifinal Friday night.
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