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Fomo is hitting me like crazy ๐ญ
Yea New York is about to look like Gotham if the Knicks and Brazil win tonight bro
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Theyโve had Tim Vickery on a zoom link since 2006 dawg, does he actually exist
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my mayor muslim ๐๏ธ
my bossman hindu ๐
my latte ยฃ5 โ๏ธ
gabriel fires it into the Budapest sky โฝ๏ธ
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I have two things I need to get off my chest.
1) it should be mandated that people use baby wipes when going for a number 2, ridiculous that not everyone does.
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2) people who reject any sort of friction and take the easy option every time (waiting for a lift rather than take the stairs for example) will be sentenced to death under my world rule.
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Jun 11
What happened to the London heatwave this weekend ๐
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Lord Iโve seen what youโve done for others
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Two football fans are being paid $50,000 each to watch all 104 #WorldCup games from a specially built cube in Times Square, New York. Austin Franklin & Kevin Akoto were picked from 6,000 who applied. Fans are sitting outside the cube watching them watch the football...
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Jun 11
The funniest thing about this World Cup is when everyone realises Messi is still better than everyone
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Can I take 25,000 and swap a year of some coffin dodger too?
Jun 10
Young people could swap a year's state pension for ยฃ12,500 cash to get on property ladder under new proposal trib.al/Bd9URXu
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Jun 10
Delpo's last service game....One of the biggest what ifs in tennis....
Still the only Non European to win a Grand Slam in this century.....What a legend
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Piczo ๐๐๐
Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2009, whatโs the one website you still think about?
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Not everyone is that old to remember it Unc
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Great, another place for Americans to visit and use as an example to say โBritish foodโ isnโt as good as American food!
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Jun 10
โญ๏ธ Most perfect 10 ratings recorded since we started collecting Opta data in 2009/10:
๐ฆ๐ท Lionel Messi - 129
๐ต๐น Cristiano Ronaldo - 38
๐ง๐ท Neymar - 33
๐บ๐พ Luis Suรกrez - 30
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Harry Kane - 26
Messi has recorded more perfect 10 ratings than the next four players combined. ๐๐คฏ
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I find it so funny that people genuinely think thereโs been a better World Cup than 2006. Just go back and look at the names there
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Jun 10
I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.
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