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Joined July 2023
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If carlsberg did Sundays!
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Fomo is hitting me like crazy ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Yea New York is about to look like Gotham if the Knicks and Brazil win tonight bro
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Theyโ€™ve had Tim Vickery on a zoom link since 2006 dawg, does he actually exist
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BBC got a QR code to buy a TV licence on the screen ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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my mayor muslim ๐Ÿ›๏ธ my bossman hindu ๐Ÿ›’ my latte ยฃ5 โ˜•๏ธ gabriel fires it into the Budapest sky โšฝ๏ธ
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I have two things I need to get off my chest. 1) it should be mandated that people use baby wipes when going for a number 2, ridiculous that not everyone does.
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2) people who reject any sort of friction and take the easy option every time (waiting for a lift rather than take the stairs for example) will be sentenced to death under my world rule.
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What happened to the London heatwave this weekend ๐Ÿ’”
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Lord Iโ€™ve seen what youโ€™ve done for others
Two football fans are being paid $50,000 each to watch all 104 #WorldCup games from a specially built cube in Times Square, New York. Austin Franklin & Kevin Akoto were picked from 6,000 who applied. Fans are sitting outside the cube watching them watch the football...
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The funniest thing about this World Cup is when everyone realises Messi is still better than everyone
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Can I take 25,000 and swap a year of some coffin dodger too?
Young people could swap a year's state pension for ยฃ12,500 cash to get on property ladder under new proposal trib.al/Bd9URXu
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Jamal retweeted
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Delpo's last service game....One of the biggest what ifs in tennis.... Still the only Non European to win a Grand Slam in this century.....What a legend

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Piczo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2009, whatโ€™s the one website you still think about?
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Replying to @jamalthetenth
Not everyone is that old to remember it Unc
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Jamal retweeted
Jun 10
10 years ago today, John Hoolahan muttered those magical words. #england ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿป
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Great, another place for Americans to visit and use as an example to say โ€˜British foodโ€™ isnโ€™t as good as American food!
LONDON IS BEING FED WITH ALL OF THESE NEW CHICKEN PLACES
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โญ๏ธ Most perfect 10 ratings recorded since we started collecting Opta data in 2009/10: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Lionel Messi - 129 ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Cristiano Ronaldo - 38 ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Neymar - 33 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ Luis Suรกrez - 30 ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Harry Kane - 26 Messi has recorded more perfect 10 ratings than the next four players combined. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคฏ
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I find it so funny that people genuinely think thereโ€™s been a better World Cup than 2006. Just go back and look at the names there
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Jamal retweeted
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I apologize in advance if this applies to you but I sincerely believe that if you think Ronaldo was ever close to Messi, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel.
Lionel Messi Vs Iceland Ready for the World Cup.
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Contract renewed with Ch*lsea Football club for another year!
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