29 year old corpse. garlic bread. #BeMoreMartyn 🐝

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23 Apr 2020
Utterly OBSESSED with this Facebook video of this woman who’s lost her parrot Chanel. #FINDCHANEL 🙏🏼 ❤️
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Susan Boyle has recorded a remix of the Cornetto song with a Grammy award winning dance producer. ‘Just One’ is coming soon. #SUBOSummer
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22 Dec 2025
Imagine complaining that 79 year old Cher is lip syncing ‘Dj Play that Christmas song’ on SNL
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life fucking sucks. one day you have tiramisu and then most other days you don’t. I hate that
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Dorothy:
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Devastating news about Denise Welch going missing in the hot air balloon. Only last week she was talking about “the trip of a lifetime” on Loose Women. This is why you can’t take every day for granted
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23 Feb 2025
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22 Feb 2025
feels wrong that someone who was 45 in 2000 is now 70
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If Anita Dobson wasn't free and if the 40th happened at Halloween #EastEnders #EELive
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You bastards could give me a re tweet sometimes
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A Tulisa and Alan pairing? Their team name has to be N-Dobbs #ImACeleb
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If you don’t retweet me lm leaving twitter
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Me after finishing work for the day
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6 Oct 2024
RT @putasinghonit: i feel sorry the new generation of #bbuk fans who never got to experience the golden years of housemates like charley x…
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Lacey Turner when fans come up to her shouting "STACEY!" on her day off
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He looks like he’s going to ask ken to do something
He just doesn't bloody age
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24 Jun 2024
Obsessed with this 👑😍 #Corrie
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Obsessed with Cilla off Corrie being an ally. Happy Pride Month x
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JUST IN: Gutting news - Helen Worth is quitting #Corrie after 50 years as Gail
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