Some people when faced with a problem think, I know, I'll use distributed computing. Now they have n^2 problems. Engineering manager @Stripe

Joined January 2009
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James Iry retweeted
17 Dec 2021
Useless but also somehow vital fact: 2/22/2022 is going to be a Tuesday
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19 Aug 2021
Dunning-Kruger? I don't know what that is, but I bet I'd be really good at it.
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James Iry retweeted
Schrödinger's Dumpster!
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10 Jul 2021
My wife caught a neighbor peeping through the window at her!
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James Iry retweeted
Mathematical Bumper Sticker
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28 Jun 2021
Come work with Rebecca and the team. They are amazing.
Replying to @rmurphey
If you’re currently operating in this frontend platform/infra space, I set aside 30 minutes every week to talk to people like you and learn about our shared challenges. DM me to set something up.
James Iry retweeted
Scala 3 has landed
14 May 2021
🎺🎺🎺 After 8 years of work, 28,000 commits, 7,400 pull requests, 4,100 closed issues – Scala 3 is finally out! Read more here: scala-lang.org/blog/2021/05/…
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13 May 2021
"Argument" is the collective noun for more than one programmer talking about a programming term
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4 May 2021
Twin Peaks reboot gonna be lit y'all
3 May 2021
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29 Apr 2021
Now I have the answer to "what is the best programming font?" dtinth.github.io/comic-mono-…

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28 Apr 2021
I'm looking for a manager to lead a developer productivity team supporting Go lang engineers at Stripe. Please reach out if interested! stripe.com/jobs/listing/engi…

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8 Apr 2021
OH: Working in C , the first time a new hire said "hashtag include" (without a trace of irony) I felt like grandpa simpson
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30 Mar 2021
Overseen at work:
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1 Dec 2020
While we're at it: hdd access light, physical power button that directly kills/engages the power circuit, floppy drives, and...that beige color.
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9 Sep 2020
I’ve worked on compilers and sometimes it is a bug in the compiler but when it is it usually means you’re doing some crazy shit.
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7 Sep 2020
In D&D, rolling a natural 20 is an automatic critical hit. Which is why 2020 is kicking our ass.
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James Iry retweeted
2 Sep 2020
Anyone keen to work on Bazel and/or Python infrastructure at Stripe? US/CA remote 👍👍. My DMs are open. stripe.com/jobs/listing/infr… (for a generic role overview)

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