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James Monaghan @jamonaghan

Former unstructor of composition, critical thinking, and ethical reasoning. Current box monkey of fulfillment for boardgame company

Joined July 2014
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"It is during that return, that pause, that Sisyphus interests me. A face that toils so close to stones is already stone itself! I see that man going back down with a heavy yet measured step toward the torment of which he will never know the end.
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But it is tragic only at the rare moments when it becomes conscious. Sisyphus, proletarian of the gods, powerless and rebellious, knows the whole extent of his wretched condition: it is what he thinks of during his descent.
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The lucidity that was to constitute his torture at the same time crowns his victory. There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn." goodreads.com/quotes/9020673 via @goodreads
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Margaret Weis@WeisMargaret
4 Mar 2024
On this day, forty years ago, March 4, 1984, TSR Inc. introduced Dragonlance with the publication of the first Dragonlance product: Dragons of Despair, by Tracy Hickman. Dragon Magazie published the first Dragonlance fiction, "Test of the Twins". Happy Fortieth Anniversary!
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First We Feast
@firstwefeast
29 Jan 2024
This week on #HotOnes, we got John Oliver vs. The Wings of Death. 💀 Tune in Thursday @ 11AM ET. 🔥
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November: Month of Edge Lords
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Well shit. My vaccine just activated
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Dear customer: No, we did not ship Bees to you in your package. 1) it is illegal to ship endangered species without a permit, 2) we don't have bees at our warehouse; we have wasps. If we were going to ship you any stinging insects, it would be wasps. We Have Fucking standards!
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Trevor Noah
@Trevornoah
9 Jul 2023
Hi friends 👋🏽 Remember that your expectations are often the thing that determines how you feel about any given situation. If you expect life to be easy you’ll be sad when it’s not, if you expect people to never let you down you’ll be distraught when they do, if you expect this tweet to
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Some days, it’s just this

ALT Pulp Fiction Samuel L Jackson GIF
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So I managed to get Wayne Newton’s Danke Schoen stuck in my head, and I am oddly not upset by it
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How is it possible that the writing on The Flash keeps getting worse? How? Also, it’s been 9 years. Fix the damn roof of S.T.A.R. Labs. I mean, I could have fixed it myself by now, and I have no constitution skills.
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O'D@OddsOnOD
6 Oct 2022
I went to the shop to get some deodorant. The shopkeeper asked, "Ball or aerosol?" "Neither," I said. "It's for my armpit. #oldjokes #dadjokes ?
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O'D@OddsOnOD
11 Mar 2023
Just invented the first thought controlled air freshener! It makes scents when you think about it. #dadjokes
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Just so we're clear, if ever I am asked to participate in a "Try Not To Sing Challenge", I will approach it like Ford Prefect confronting drinking games using That Old Janx Spirit.
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For anyone interested, the new KS version of Wiz-War currently in production will apparently include a “dick board” …as it should
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