I only talk sensible when I am getting paid.
Joined September 2025
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Chase me up these steps sword in hand or why do you hate me?
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Scary Movie 3 (2003) ... the way Cindy kept falling for each of the jokes 😭
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Ain't gonna work this time pheob.
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going on a date with my Iranian girlfriend and her husband, they came to Pakistan to meet me
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Papa nai Jane de rahe yar.
🚨 Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif’s visit to Switzerland has been cancelled, with the reason still unknown.
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Non. I ll have paratha, desi ghee main anda fry in a frying pan with 1 inch ghee and 2 cups of dodh pati. Wth is this.
If you had to choose between these two breakfast options, which one would you choose? 👀
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Put some cowboys with guns up there
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Things I want!
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Who's gona tell them all.
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i’m chasing the one i like & the one who likes me is chasing me, it’s just a chasing loop now
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My man!
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If victory is certain, even a coward will fight. But real bravery is when one dares to fight when defeat is certain
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I work for one of the Fortune 100 companies managing clients from the same tier. I interacted with so many Indians, seniors, juniors, contractors etc. Tbh they are far less intelligent than Pakistanis. The only thing; we are living under a curse from 70 years. And that aren't.
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According to WIRED, a leaked list of 113 high-profile elites reveals which Pakistani names are tied to Peter Thiel’s exclusive “Dialog” circle. One is a former (puppet) PM of Pak & the other former ambassador of Pak to the US. Were they briefed on how to steal elections?
Shahid Khaqan Abbasi (former PM of Pakistan) and Ali Siddiqui (former ambassador of Pakistan to the USA) are on this list. Has anyone in Pakistani media picked up on this?!
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Rubab ko issue nai?
Acha to bhai apko rubab bajana ata ha to hm ap se free ho jaen?
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Khusron k ghar bacha paida hogaya hai.
dua lipa and callum turner were seen in love at fontana di trevi, rome 🥹💕
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78 years of killing children
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