🌍 Marshalling the world 🌎

Joined May 2019
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Hi there world of Twits
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Do you know who I am? #ballocks
Porkies and hogwash fwa fwa
Thank you to all my piccaninnies fwar wahr! #ToryLeadershipElection @frankieboyle
Boris is my compost! I am fed from the faeces beneath me. #ToryLeadership @billyraycyrus @marcusbrig @rickygervais
I suppose with houses and assets, then I guess I would be a millionaire. But so are a lot of people. #ToryLeadershipContest #buffoonery
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. #ToryLeadershipContest #BorisJohnsonShouldNotBePM
Highlight of the game #Streaker #UCLfinal
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She was missed in 2nd half!