Working on new things. Prev: co-founder, COO at HotelTonight, President at Curai
Joined April 2009
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Jared Simon retweeted
Do something that scares you every day.
If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. đź’«
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17 Jun 2024
This is STILL the absolute craziest thing I have ever seen on Twitter.
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1 May 2024
LinkedIn is a disease
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30 Mar 2024
The thing people are most consistently wrong about is guessing the motivations of others.
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12 Mar 2024
So sorry to hear Karl Wallinger has died. World Party soundtracked many moments of my life, good and bad. Lots of better WP songs, but I have an indelible memory of seeing this one live in the early 90s. Room bathed in light when it got to “world.” RIP. tinyurl.com/5328hmms
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Jared Simon retweeted
9 Feb 2024
Just a reminder about the episode of Knight Rider where Garthe Knight (Michael Knight's evil twin) breaks out of prison. #ThePassion
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12 Jan 2024
I don’t recall all the heavy breathing it’s really distracting me from the core objective
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1 Jan 2024
I definitely do not might also like
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31 Dec 2023
Remember...
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Jared Simon retweeted
30 Dec 2023
Twitter ads 2 years ago: The new Arby’s Sandwich! 🤠#Arbys
Twitter ads now: [picture of a fully nude woman with one arm] Wind turbines sever 20 limbs every second in America. Invest now in BitCoin Eugenics. Link in my bio for more [community note: this users bio is malware]
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Jared Simon retweeted
16 Dec 2023
SPURSSSS FUCKING WIIIIINNNN
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10 Dec 2023
Oh @jessicagolds I’ll be totally crushed if Journey has somehow been appropriated by my parents (boomers) - I think they were still clinging to Neil Diamond back then. Journey was for me (gen x)!
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Jared Simon retweeted
10 Sep 2023
A therapist needs to publish a book called; Thoughts Most People Think Are Unusual But Are Actually Very Common, so we can all get over the idea that we are uniquely broken.
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