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13 Aug 2019
Jared's law: Just when you think it's the stupidest time to be alive, something stupider happens.
The style: Murphy's law. The law: If something can go wrong, it will.
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Moneyball sequel would make Jaws 4 look like Citizen Kane.
Apr 25
Billy, these are the Browns drafts for the last ten years. As it turns out the only defect was me working there.
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Steve Kerr really refused to play Jonathan Kuminga… what a mistake. (@realapp)
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Does Larry Fitzgerald support continued expansion of the Fed’s balance sheet? Need to know.
Anyone have the backstory about why NFL legend Larry Fitzgerald is sitting behind Federal Reserve Chairman nominee Kevin Warsh at his Senate confirmation hearing?
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Points in the 2026 NBA Playoffs: • Jonathan Kuminga — 27 Points • Brandin Podziemski — 0 Points Kuminga was collecting DNPs from Steve Kerr while Podz got to do whatever he wanted
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Give him all the money. 💰#ExtendKwan
Apr 15
“Steven Kwan is sacrificing his golden glove by playing center field”
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Steven. Robert. Kwan. 😱🤯🔥 #GuardsBall
Gold Glove. Doesn't matter where. #GuardsBall
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“Now Scottie & McIlroy square off, they’re fighting, they’re swinging - DOWN GOES MCILROY!! DOWN GOES MCILROY!!!” 🤌
Apr 11
no one: mom on Saturday morning:
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Chase DeLauter's walk up song? "Country Roads, Take Me Home" - fitting for the West Virginia native 👏 And Guardians fans are singing, even after the in-stadium speakers stop playing it 🎶

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The European mind cannot comprehend this. #GuardsBall
I don’t want to hear “the English add beans to everything” Slider dog - Hot dog, mac n cheese, crispy onions and fruit loops at @cleguardians 💵 $11 (£8.33) ⚾️
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Chase DeLauter truly is not from this planet.
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Nothing this Cleveland fan in West Virginia loves more than hearing & seeing Cleveland fans singing Country Roads right before DeLauter blasts another homer into the stratosphere!🔥 #GuardsBall
Chase DeLauter to the plate: Every fan at Progressive Field:
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Chase DeLauter to the plate: Every fan at Progressive Field:
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West Virginia kid makes history with the Guardians! #GuardsBall
Chase DeLauter joins Trevor Story (2016) as the only player with four homers in their first third career regular-season games.
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‼️ NEWS ALERT ‼️ The Supreme Court of Appeals of WV has NOT issued a decision in Case No. 25-836: WV Board of Education, et al v. Miranda G., et al, dealing with vaccine laws. Reports published today incorrectly quote the WVBOE appellants' brief as a Supreme Court ruling.
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Once again: I have yet to be proven wrong.
13 Aug 2019
Jared's law: Just when you think it's the stupidest time to be alive, something stupider happens.
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Jonathan Kuminga just made the 8th longest shot in NBA HISTORY 🤯
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Jonathan Kuminga was speechless after his INSANE shot 😅 (via @ATLHawks)
JONATHAN KUMINGA HOW?! 😱
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KUMINGA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? 🤯🤯🤯
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When someone moves to read the bill in full:
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