Christian. Virt/Storage Guy. Jeeper. Retired AF. vExpert. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero. Not for everyone.

Joined August 2008
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Your life is made of two dates and a dash. Make the most out of the dash - Anonymous
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Wow @Clear! You guys are falling behind at MSY just like DEN. Why do I pay for your service?
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Thinking about @scott_lowe today

ALT Break The Printer - Break GIF

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Always fun seeing the Red Nosed Herk (C130) during Christmas Season @ Little Rock AFB.
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Jase McCarty retweeted
83 Years ago today Sailors and Marines woke up and were now at war.
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Time to find another airline. @united changing the #MileagePlus requirements again. Full year of flying & barely making Gold. I once traveled about 1/2 of what I do now for Gold. Won’t make it next year with these updates. 20 year flyer. Guess I need to look at @SouthwestAir
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Got love explaining the nuances of @VMware licensing pre/post @Broadcom with folks. If you’re staying in VMware (like many are) it is imperative that you right size your environment.
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Another travel day out of @DENAirport & @Clear was useless. The @TSA PreCheck line was 5x faster. Why do I pay for Clear?
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Ford Amphitheater for Lauren Daigle
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Let me have a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast.
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Happy Armed Services Day!
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Nothing like “island time” #pto #antigua
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I don’t post much here, but I was thinking about it… Are #vVols an easy way to move off of #VMware? jasemccarty.com/blog/are-vvo…

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Hey @FedExHelp does “out for delivery at 2:05am” and “expected delivery by “10am-2pm” followed by “by end of day” and then “OPERATIONAL DELAY. DELIVERY RESCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW” at 3:45pm mean that you guys just didn’t feel like delivering today?
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Gotta love it when you’re traveling with a 2 year old & @United upgrades you, but not the 2 year old, who is next on the upgrade list with seats open. I sure hope she does ok back in coach. Ridiculous
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Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler
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Well that was a “carrier landing” if I’ve ever felt one @United.
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Wow. the #vexpert Slack was just killed off. So much for that.
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I wonder what it would take to file a class action lawsuit against @McDonalds for claiming that their shake and ice cream machines are “broken “ when the reality is that they simply shut them down early.
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Wouldn’t be a normal day if @united didn’t have a technical delay & @clear didn’t have a “random” ID check.
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