held like water in your shaking hands (he/him) #coys

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15 Nov 2024
Me jumping in as rush goalie after three pints of off-brand Stella at Whitehawk.
For too long football fans have been on the sidelines. Now we’re putting them back on the pitch ⬇️
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knee deep in the passenger seat or whatever
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9 Nov 2024
Half time manager interviews. Hate it.
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8 Nov 2024
This is like the opposite to putting on punk shows.
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7 Nov 2024
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"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I am Gary Barlow's son!"
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4 Nov 2024
Patrick Bateman if he was played by david byrne
Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN
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4 Nov 2024
What a finish
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4 Nov 2024
Absolutely magnificent header. Robinson beat 4 with that cross.
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4 Nov 2024
this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination
Alternative angle of the famous "Cybergoth Dance Party" video, showing more cybergoth dance moves to Early Hardstyle, ending where the famous one begins
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flungle by waboba
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Am sad to report that a friend and I went to a very authentic Hunan restaurant, added stinky tofu to our order, was told by the waiter "No that's only for people from China, you won't like it," we both said that we were excited to try it, received it, and in fact couldn't eat it
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1 Nov 2024
Always loved Nuno and was so gutted it didn’t work out for him at Tottenham. He comes across so warm an genuine in this video. What a man.
Nottingham Forest invited Warriors United, a learning disability football team, for a press conference, as part of Down Syndrome Awareness month. Look at how Nuno answers their questions. What a man. ❀️ Credits: Sky Sports
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30 Oct 2024
Never in doubt
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TIMOOOOOOO
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30 Oct 2024
Fuck me what a ball from Kulu
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29 Oct 2024
Nelly the best thing to happen to Bake Off since JΓΌrgen imo. What a rockstar.
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29 Oct 2024
(Rahul completes my top three, if you were wondering)
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She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!
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