Your future revealed. Is your name on the list, and if you’re on the list what should you do? Any advice for those looking for love? When would be a good day to wear a hat with a feather? A message for someone in Southgate. The Oracle will enlighten us with the answers to all these questions #fyp #comedy #funny #britishcomedy #OracleOfJay

People of earth, we have taken over your planet. We have taken over your towns your cities and your government. You now belong to the Galactic Empire. You are now our slaves. We have agents everywhere and we are watching you. Resistance is futile. We have already won. You will be processed #SciFi #Aliens #Satire #GalacticEmpire #ResistanceIsFutile

Jay’s top five Poirot in ascending order 5. John Malkovich, sorry John it just didn’t work for me 4. Kenneth Branagh , great first movie, but death on the Nile was a snooze fest stinker. 3. Peter Houston, his Poirot is like Margaret Rutherford‘s Miss Marple completely detached from reality. 2. David Suchet, he played Poirot so long I think he became him. 3. Albert Finney, murder on the Orient express captures Poirot the way I see him when I read the books. Which Poirot is your pick #AgathaChristie #HerculePoirot #Poirot #MurderMystery #PoirotTok

We’ve been told a lie - since I first visited Bournemouth I’ve been told that in 1892 Winston Churchill while staying with lady Winbourne at branksome dene house fell from the suspension bridge in Alum chine while playing with his brother knocking himself unconscious and rupturing a kidney. This is incorrect. The suspension bridge at alum chine wasn’t built until 1904 12 years after the accident. Through extensive research and exclusive access to the gardens behind Branson Dean house I have located the position of this bridge. A path leads from the back of the house to some small steps that take you to where the bridge cross the chine to the path and steps leading to the sea. A mystery of Bournemouth solved #WinstonChurchill #Bournemouth #Dorset #History #LocalHistory

First world problems solved - Jay tackles all those naughty first world issues. Let Jay unlock your future and solve your Trixie first world problems. Practical solutions to 1st world problems #FirstWorldProblems #PoshProblems #Comedy #Funny #Relatable

International cheese day. Ernest the parrot tells some very cheesy jokes to celebrate. Let’s eat some cheese #NationalCheeseDay #CheesyJokes #ParrotSoInstagram #FunnyAnimals #CheeseLover

I’ve got it 🔥 He’s got it 😂 They’ve got it 🎉 …but do YOU have the FUN FACTOR?! 😎 Drop a 🔥 if you’re bringing the energy and tag your squad who NEEDS this vibe! Who’s got it? 👇 #FunFactor #FunnyVideo #ViralReel #Comedy #fyp

The fun factor - the power of laughter #fyp #Funny #comedy #motivation #inspirational

The evangelist of fun. I only understand happiness I can only tell people how to be happy. Don’t speed with greed and race to your fate. Slow down and keep your crown. Haste makes waste so do not chase. Be wise to stay alive and take care to get there. Cool your role to save your soul. Ease the pace to win the race. Think twice before you roll the dice. Break for yourself and chill the thrill but do not kill. Have strength to forgive for kindness is strength and laughter heals all. Go forth dear friends in the knowledge that you have the power of laughter and the fun factor #Happiness #PositiveVibesOnly #SpreadJoy #LaughMore #ChooseHappiness

I’ve decided to save the planet. This is me on my new electrical tricycle. I do believe I can swap all my local car journeys to local electrical tricycle journeys. It has nothing to do with climate change, but everything to do with wanting to breathe fresh air, after all, you don’t poop in your own cat litter. I think I’m going to be quite a crowd stopper on this. Jay and his electrical tricycle, saving the planet and feeling very virtuous #ElectricTrike #bikelife #Ebike #jorviktricycle #quirky

Scorchio - Bournemouth Beach - a fun time with Jay #Scorchio #Comedy #quirky #Bournemouth #fyp

Weekend weather is Scorchio. Get your bathing things and head on down to Bournemouth beach. We’ve just got time to catch the weather #Scorchio #BritishComedy #Satire #Bournemouth #weather #fyp

It is happening again. The Oracle of Jay gives his very reliable offering. Don’t plan anything until you’ve heard the word of the oracle. Just who has been chosen. Is there a bad day for an argument or incident? Which sofa should you really choose? Pamela in Woking, you won’t want to miss this. #fyp #comedy #funny #britishcomedy #OracleOfJay

Time. What is time? Time to go shopping, time for up. I’m having lunch, my friends in Australia after the disco and my friends in LA but still fast asleep. If there isplanetary time what time is it in Galactic time? Does time even exist? Is there only now? Time. Time for a cup of tea #WhatIsTime #DoesTimeExist #Spacetime #DeepThoughts #TimeForTea

Sloth and diligence - Jay’s 7 social media deadly Sins and Virtues. Including Jay‘s final thoughts. Which one are you? #DevilAngel #SlothVsDiligence #SevenDeadlySins #comedy #funny

Dancing plague - could the next pandemic be dancing plague? In a small kingdom in Germany between March and September 15,, 18 1000 people contacted dancing plague. 400 people danced past the point of no return and over 100 people suffered death by dancing. So if you find yourself unexpectedly doing the Charleston the hokey Pokey or some bad dodgy dad dancing contact your local health practitioner immediately. Dancing plague, don’t be a casualty #DancingPlague #WeirdHistory #DadDancing #FunnyDance #Funny

The off off BAFTA awards - who will get the award for best content creator - whimsical class. A reimagining of an imaginary award ceremony - #SketchComedy #BAFTA #Parody #Satire #FunnyVideo

Betty and Mavis go for a drive. #DrivingFail #FunnyVideo #FYP #CarFail #Comedy

Wrath & Patience - Jay’s 7 social media deadly Sins and Virtues. Which one are you? #DevilAngel #WrathVsPatience #SevenDeadlySins #comedy #patience

Happy Birthday Jay - let’s have a great day. #Birthday #BirthdayToday #BornToday #today #JayBrightman