Performance engineer by day, general geek by night. Great wife, son in the Navy, Aggie daughter, 3 grandkids, 3 great Siamese cats: Freya, Balder, & Heimdall.

Joined April 2009
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19 Oct 2025
I'm at Dairy Queen in Austin, TX app.foursquare.com/share/che…

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24 Sep 2024
Should a SQL Server VM be configured for dynamic memory? #sqlhelp
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17 Sep 2024
Is there a benefit to setting Windows Power Plan to High Performance in a VM as long as it is properly set on the host? #sqlhelp
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9 Sep 2024
I am attending #SQLSatSD. Join me on Saturday, September 14, 2024 for a full and #free day on #data! sqlsaturday.com/sandiego #sqlsatsd #sqlsaturday #microsoft #amazon #azure #aws #sqlserver #postgres #mysql

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12 Aug 2024
Does x64 emulation on the new ARM CoPilot PCs support running an x64 VM in Hyper-V?
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27 Jun 2024
I just saw the rules for tonight’s debate between President Biden and 45-3-1-1-1-1. In addition to a pen and notepad each participant will be given a bottle of water. I thought Georgia had a law about water and electioneering.
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21 Jun 2024
Man, leave out one word and it’s incoherent. I meant “Looks like all I’ll be missing.” Read and reread before posting Jay.
21 Jun 2024
Looks like I’ll be missing by not attending this year is my friends. I hope this isn’t the death knell for Summit.
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28 May 2024
Not sure she’ll see this but, I’m gonna put this out there for my little cheese monster. @Aggiealy2012
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14 May 2024
I’m not a VMWare ESXi expert so I’ll y’all. If a VM is defined with 2 CPUs and 8GB of memory and needs more of either, will VMWare actually adjust on the fly? TIA
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26 Mar 2024
Too good not to share.
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jayfalck retweeted
Your National Champions🤘 #HookEm
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that Natty moment 🤩🤘 #HookEm

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1 Dec 2023
Texas takes the first set 25-20. #HookEm
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1 Dec 2023
My bad, I must’ve missed the first two sets. Texas leads 2-1.
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17 Nov 2023
AI interpretation of me as a @PureStorage Data Superhero. I was hoping it would add hair. 😀
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15 Nov 2023
SQL Saturday Austin call for speakers is open until January 9. Come to Austin to share your knowledge on March 9, 2024. It won’t be hot yet. sqlsaturday.com/2024-03-09-s… #sqlsataustin #sqlsaturday #PASSDataSummit
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15 Nov 2023
Come for SXSW and take in SQL Saturday Austin (or vice versa) on March 9, 2024. sqlsaturday.com/2024-03-09-s… #passdatasummit #sqlsaturday #sqlsataustin
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14 Nov 2023
Unless I’m working for a company that will pay my way, this will be my last PASS Data Community Summit. Looking forward to seeing many old friends and making some new ones. See y’all tonight at the opening reception. #sqlfamily #PASSDataSummit
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14 Nov 2023
Sorry for any confusion. I’m not unemployed, I just won’t be able to justify the expense going forward.
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