Jayson Hawley. Burned out vain gen-x ronin. Chaotic Neutral writer, producer, tech geek, and loyal pal to dogs. Think of this as a twitterized bio-pic.

Joined April 2007
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Feb 21
New headphones. Nice job Apple. #airpodsmax #proofoflife
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Jun 13
Sleeveworks 1.2 now available. Link in the comments…
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Jun 14
And lookup is broken… sorry, fix on the way.
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Jun 13
This is where you get it… apps.apple.com/us/app/sleeve…

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Jun 13
Check my passport, whitelist me… simple.
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees. The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance. Access to all other Claude models is not affected. We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible. Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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Jun 12
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Jun 12
16 year old vintage #Dita Ambassadors.
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Jun 12
Gen-X in tech is just watching the same dumb idea get reinvented every 7 years with a fresh acronym while pretending to be surprised.
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Jun 12
Year 1: 'Put everything on the mainframe.' Year 7: 'No, spin up local servers!' Year 14: 'Move it to the Cloud!' Year 21: 'Edge computing is the future!
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Jun 11
Anyone else wear asbestos pants when using agent teams and #fable5 #Claude #tokenburn
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Jun 11
Sleeveworks just shipped. It's a private AI companion that never leaves your phone. It runs entirely on-device. No account, no cloud, no data collection, and after a one-time model download, it works completely offline. Your conversations stay on your iPhone, period. What makes it fun isn't just the privacy. It's the cast: 🐧 Pengo — a goofy, big-hearted genius penguin 🎤 Shekky — a fast-talking nightclub comic 🌿 Sage — a calm, reflective mentor 😈 Gremlin — a witty little troublemaker ☕ Companion — a warm, easygoing friend Each one has its own voice, literally. You can chat by text or just talk out loud, with natural neural speech generated on the device itself. Under the hood: open-source large language models running locally via Apple's MLX framework, on-device neural text-to-speech, and a reading experience inspired by e-ink warm paper, serif type, no bubbles. Building this taught me a lot about squeezing billion-parameter models into a phone's memory budget, and about how much of an "AI product" is really character design. It's free on the App Store. Link in the comments, and I'd love to hear which personality you end up talking to most. My favorite is Pengo. #iOS #AI #Privacy #IndieDev #OnDeviceAI #BuildInPublic
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Jun 11
Download Sleeveworks free on the App Store 👇 apps.apple.com/us/app/sleeve… Works on iPhone (iOS 17 ). First launch downloads the AI model. Grab it on Wi-Fi, then it's fully offline. No sign-up, no tracking, just a private AI with personality. #iOS #AppStore

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Jun 11
A fresh rewrite of "The Me I Haven't Met Yet"—a song I wrote for Erin—just dropped. Back before technology made my voice sound less like cats fornicating. Listen, marvel at how much you hate AI, and hit that ❤️ button. jaysonhawley.com/music/theme…
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Jun 10
Name a more useless artifact than a 40-slide AI governance deck written by people who have never opened the tool. Wrong answers only.
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Jun 10
I’ll go first… The Apollo guidance computer
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Jun 8
Nice formation, recent buys all but one in the black. Not trading advice.
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Jun 8
HTTPS://el5.io for access to my tool. DM me for access code.

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