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And it hasn’t been a brand new plan either. It’s been consistent for over a year. But so many Chelsea accounts have amassed large numbers of followers and interactions from talking ITK transfer bollocks they need to tell the masses that “briefs” are everywhere.
Chelsea are not releasing any information to journolists which is why you see the same stories over and over again.
Just be patience things are moving in the background!
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You also can’t prevent agents talking to the press. Just like what happened in January.
Bear in mind the “no business in January unless a market opportunity arises” and “happy with the current squad” was first said back in November and rehashed since.
Media literacy doesn’t matter. It’s how you can live a double life as a vigilante on social media. Walter Mittys.
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The Cucurella fee is not too far off double his remaining book value by the way.
Valuations are the exact playbook as the outgoings last summer. The valuation’s aim is roughly double the book value. Reality is always banking any profit no matter how small. Then at the very least a break-even on the poorer investments. No losses on book value.
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A player who has been on a decline, has wanted a move to Spain for 18mths, explicitly stated this in Jan, into the last years of his contract, is sold.
Twitter’s 4chan fanfic accountants: “Erm actually m’good sirs BlueCo are forced to sell as they desperately need the cash”.
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Valuations are the exact playbook as the outgoings last summer. The valuation’s aim is roughly double the book value. Reality is always banking any profit no matter how small. Then at the very least a break-even on the poorer investments. No losses on book value.
Jun 12
Everton admire Liam Delap!
Chelsea are asking for at least £40m despite a disappointing season at Chelsea.
(@MailSport) #CFC #Chelsea
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This will be one of those recycled Real Madrid transfer windows where they get rid of an Ozil because he doesn’t fit the new manager’s plans. Chelsea mid-00’s type of season.
Jun 11
🚨 Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! Agreement in place and contract approved.
Two year deal plus one year option, fast deal by Madrid started 36h ago and closed immediately.
Mourinho wanted Bernardo, he says yes and advanced talks revealed today are 100% confirmed.
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US-based asset management firm rejects extremely high bid for one of their players? Hmm.
Official Announcement.
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So just the 6 players from the Premier League out of 40.
The ever-evolving status of stats in football and which one shall we rely on now.
The highest-graded passers in Europe's top 5 leagues during the 2025/26 season 🎯
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“Can’t believe we missed out on him. Knowing us and our sporting directors we’ll probably end up spending the same amount on an unknown 18 year old from a random league instead.”
“Can’t believe the club have deliberately briefed the media that we want to sign Zadok Yohanna”
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Pulisic revisionism on the timeline because he’s personally smart enough to forget the times he was booed at Stamford Bridge and social media Chelsea fans were abusing his dad every weekend. And he can actually hold onto how he was a great contribution to us winning our 2nd CL.
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