U.S. Marine veteran, retired KPMG partner, all-in TSLA investor, M3 w/FSD (v14.3.3), Uber driver in Houston. Tesla referral: ts.la/jc682272

Joined April 2022
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Uber passenger: "Love your Tesla. But how often do you have to find a place to charge it?" Me: "I never have to find any place, I don't use public chargers. I charge out of my garage wall, just like you do your iPhone at home." Uber passenger: "Well how much does that increase your power bill?" Me: "I don't know, how much does your iPhone increase your power bill? Uber passenger: "Uhhhhhh, well, I don't know." Me: "Yeah, me neither. It's that negligible and unimportant." Uber passenger: "Ok, but what about battery fires? I know they catch fire all the time. How many batteries have you gone through?" Me: "12"
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THE WORLD CUP TRIP HAS FINALLY MADE IT TO TEXAS!!!! After 7 days on the road (yes a lot of detours) we have made it to the state where Germany will play its first World Cup match!
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These 9 users of @fsd_database have not driven their cars manually at all in the last week.
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Good Sunday morning from Houston everyone! Excited for Day 1 of FIFA World Cup with Germany vs. Curaçao today, and Day 1 of my personal Uber challenge. Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend! And I will still see all of you wonderful kitty cats and kittens in X Spaces every day. You can’t get rid of me that easy. But I may be on radio silence at times while I’m trying to get a dude from Germany in the back of my Tesla to not go to Outback for Texas BBQ.
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No the most auspicious start for the World Cup games in Houston today.
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I really like the new pop up screen in 14.3.4, as you get close to your destination reminding you to choose your desired drop off/parking style. This is perfect for Uber!
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I’m charging and the Elon protesters yelled at me “sell your Tesla”. I’m not exactly sure who they want me to sell it to.
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FSD 14.3.4 installed! Time for an evening drive!
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Whoah! Just got this in my Uber inbox for tomorrow, for all rides near the first FIFA World Cup game here in Houston from noon-5pm.
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JC Christopher retweeted
Replying to @scotsrule08
I had on some locks on gimbal Grok told me but idk what else I could do, In YT comments @01Ananto said I should switch cameras Video is in 4k there as well youtu.be/knSlsleb7KM?is=SDpM… Thanks man 🙏
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Me: “Grok, take this picture of me and keep as realistic as possible, but smooth out any rough edges and don’t be afraid to flatter me.” Grok: “Here you go” Me: “Grok, I don’t remember including Wilford Brimley anywhere in my prompt”
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Maybe if I send @aelluswamy a shirt he’ll add me to the list 😂
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My brother in law: “What the hell are you doing? Oh my God! We’re going 45 mph and about to miss the departures ramp” Me: “Relax. I’m just unbuckling and getting out of the seat for a quick second so I can keep my streak.” 😂😂😂
Replying to @JCChristopher
I've learned how to keep those streaks. Just unfasten your seatbelt. The car will drop out of self-driving and complain, but allow you to drive where you need (with limits) to park it. Your streak will stay intact.
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JC Christopher retweeted
Testing Tesla FSD 14.3.4 on a Full Hour City Drive
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Getting 14.3.4 now!
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Timelapse of Tesla FSD (14.3.3) Taking My Brother-In-Law to the Houston Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) and Return Trip Home. Terminal A Departures ramp messed up my streak. Hopefully one day the airport construction is done and proper navigation can be set again. This one wasn't on Tesla navigation, it was on the city of Houston.
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I made two thumbnails for YouTube with Grok Imagine and it told me I'm done for the day. I am Premium . I just started making thumbnails recently, and generally don't make but one every other day or so, so I didn't realize the daily limits were this restrictive on Grok Imagine.
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Taking My Brother-In-Law to the Houston Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) with Tesla FSD (14.3.3)
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My Uber Goals During FIFA World Cup in Houston: How Much Can I Make in 30 Days?
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