Just a man that the streets quickly forgot. Essendon and Vuck nuff. Profile picture not filtered.

Joined June 2010
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The VAR assistant is Fu Ming!!!!
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Jun 12
Heartwarming to see a Mexican wave in its natural habitat.
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Jun 9
the 48-team world cup has made running the office sweep a real chore.
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May 25
Imagine how much Joffa would have loved to have been at the #pendles433 match the other day. Pendles and gold are two of his three favourite things. #aflpieseagles
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A reminder that Hezbollah will only get Champions League football if Al-Shabaab win the Europa League.
May 11
🇺🇸Here are your top 20 Terrorist Organizations. Can you see the pattern.🇺🇸
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May 7
Jacinta loves the roos, loves flares, and used the phrase 'a few dickheads'. She's in touch with the common man and has my vote !!
The World Cup should bring us together, not keep us apart.
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May 6
Well said Craig. May I also add: flares are sick!!!
Ridiculous decision. Every World Cup brings the nation together, hundreds of thousands of Aussies standing shoulder to shoulder, around the country, often through the night, even in the cold and rain to share in their passion for the @TheMatildas or @Socceroos Kids, families, all cultures, faiths. It’s an important time for Aussies to feel together, watch the world’s largest sporting event, share in the national spirit. The vision of fans in different cities all sharing in the experience has become a hallmark of both female and male World Cups, connecting the country through ⚽️ All stakeholders should be working to overturn this absurd decision. Whether @FootballAUS @aleaguemen, the PFA as whole of game, along with members of @VicParliament, @cityofmelbourne And @JacintaAllanMP should intervene.
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Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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Apr 30
SHOW THE TRAINER FOOTAGE @FOXFOOTY give the people what they want!!
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Mar 19
same as my atar
BREAKING: Kim Jong-un has won North Korea's parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.
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Jan 24
I am today issuing a formal apology to the BOM. My cricket comp calls off all games at 40°. Nobody else wanted to pull the trigger, but the BOM did. Against all odds. I am going to the pub !!
25 Jan 2024
I am once again asking the Australian government to defund the Bureau of Meteorology, Australian's second most useless institution after the Essendon Football Club.
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26 Nov 2025
Haych vs Dryp could be the Australian streetwear scene's Oasis vs Blur. #teamhaych
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31 Oct 2025
Just saw desi freeman at oasis
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26 Oct 2025
One Badolato another
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23 Oct 2025
How good is the feeling when you get home having completely forgotten there was a one-dayer on. Night sorted.
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6 Aug 2025
I vomit a little in my mouth whenever someone at work mentions any kind of 'modules' being 'due'
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23 Jun 2025
You're hearing it more and more, Vossy was nowhere to be seen today as predicted by BP
#MichaelVoss has been given a leave of absence due to bursting a haemorrhoid at the #MCG yesterday during #Carlton’s shock defeat to #NorthMelbourne, the injury occurred in the heat of a 3qtr spray, where Voss showed an animated response to Carlton’s lack of general ability.#afl
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10 Jun 2025
These bars are unbelievable! Just like eating a Snickers for breakfast, but good for me because they're 'Nice' and 'Natural'! #lifehack #hustle #goals
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6 Jun 2025
aziz fucking behich, i still don't believe it.
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