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John Somerville @jcsomerville

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John Somerville@jcsomerville
22 Dec 2017
I peed in a stranger’s bathroom and this scared the shit out of me.
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It's not Friend Island
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Welch's Fruit Snacks cologne please.
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Me walking home on trash night.
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We need to rename pounds (lbs) to blobs (blbs).
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Didn't plan on drinking a pint glass of hot milk today but here we are. 😔
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Tomorrow is the big day.
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Pauly D just started DJing where I am.
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"Don't threaten me before I've had my coffee."
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Unrelated: Quit my job today. This bathroom gets a 7/10
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Interesting Historical Facts: In 1937, there was an actor named Leonard P. Johnson. He had middling success in various movies of his time. Leonard was the only child of Martha and Henry Johnson and spent most of his youth in Wyoming. (1/5)
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The studios and directors loved him — he was easier to direct and less fussy than actual infants. “Mr. Baby” became a strange but useful niche in Hollywood. (4/5)
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Leonard “Mr. Baby” Johnson died in the winter of 1949. His wife died two weeks later from what was widely accepted as “heartbreak.” He still looked like a baby. (5/5)
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Just a picture of me n the boys.
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I watched a pot boil to fruition.
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Reddit keeps showing me DJ subreddits.
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Only just now, for the first time in my life, did I realize how stupid that surname Armstrong is.
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A few days ago an old polish man kissed my dog right on the mouth and said "We are brothers".
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