God made me short because my personality is so big. also pk fire. 47th in the world in boys 4 pound shot put in 2010. able to do 25 pull-ups
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Just because you beat a coughing baby doesnβt mean you are a hydrogen bomb
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My humiliation ritual is complete π
May 23
He's COOKING, no, seriously, look... π§βπ³
@Maister_SSB sweeps Jard, advancing to a Top 32 qualifier against Dr. Kirb at Comicpalooza Fight Club 2026!
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Apr 16
If you use fd on elite smash I think less of you as a person
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Indiana mention
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30 Dec 2025
AP on my wrist so yβall know Iβm feeling flexy. Shipped straight from Apple cause they know I got that juice.
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15 Dec 2025
A month away from Afterburner 2026, sounds like a good time to giveaway some free passes!
Most likely the first major event of 2026, don't miss it NA Smash!
To enter:
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2. Comment your favorite Afterburner memory below
3. Tag 2 friends below
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28 Nov 2025
Thinking of changing my tag to βBigBuzzBallFan42β
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8 Nov 2025
Ever since Arbyβs dropped those steak nuggets I havenβt seen a squirrel since.
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25 Apr 2017
this shit took me forever
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31 Oct 2025
They say the early bird gets the worm. But Iβve seen worms in the afternoon.
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13 Sep 2025
Just because you get cooked doesnβt mean youβre not raw.
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28 Aug 2025
I cannot tweet out what I wanna tweet out about Jerry Jones and the Cowboys organization if I want to remain employed or be employed in the future.
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28 Aug 2025
Scooby-doo would solve the Kira case in a week.
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24 Aug 2025
Why does Zamu look like Sith Lord and Nicki look like young Obi Wan if he played melee instead of becoming a Jedi?
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19 Aug 2025
Player Spotlight: Jard!βοΈπ₯
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Do you have what it takes to take on The Crater? Sign up nowπ!
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Link nair could cure cancer but yall arenβt ready for that conversation.
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