Musician, Programmer, Brewer, Gamer, Data analytics nerd, Team TMNT. Take care of yourselves and each other. Read more. I opine. ADHD - I fidget a lot.
Joined March 2020
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Jun 13
To put it plainly: If you think Trump is okay or good or whatever, please fuck off. He is a disease and now so are you for supporting him.
Seriously, we have nothing to discuss anymore.
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Jun 11
I'm having that weird PTSD where my pocket vibrates and I think I hear a ding from my work phone but it's not actually in my pocket and when I look at it there's no notifications.
Unplug me already god damn it.
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Jun 11
I was religious, not religious, religious again, then not religious. You can change your mind anytime you want. Stop pretending you have to protect something that doesn't make sense.
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It was all cool and stuff until you team up with a fuckin cube named frank... wtf yo
youtu.be/HLMX2w3cwuE
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May 31
Ugh I'm getting old. Eyes are weird. You're weird. I'm going to travel with my wife and be happy while things hurt less. Probably fart a lot. Stay childish.
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May 28
Still fucks me up when coworkers are like, "gotta go I need to pick the kids up for the last day of school."
Motherfucker we all need a summer break for 3 months, but NOOOOO
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May 28
It's no longer politics. It's humanity. It's taking care of each other. If politics prevent you from doing that because of an ideology you are not a human you're a muppet. You are the shittiest form of humanity because of your belief system based on stupidity.
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May 28
Congress used to get pissed over video game violence. Where the fuck are you now over physical violence?
You've been tempered and made a fool. It's a shame, you can be so beautiful. Kiss the world goodbye if nothing changes.
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."
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May 28
The worst part about this is the AI abuse and letting it run without regulation. Nobody in congress has a fucking clue or they don't care.
Pair that with the Senate who also doesn't know or doesn't care.
Pair that with a supreme court that needs impeachment.
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May 28
The amount of damage this government is doing is incredible. All Americans should be ashamed. You're already 6 generations from repairing this damage to our economy at best.
As an independent this government needs to be checked at the door.
Fuck you who voted for this asshole.
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May 28
It was 1AM. I was drunk and hungry but didn't wanna cook. I remember I had MREs so I ate one. Didn't poop for two days. Remembered why I don't like MREs. They don't taste great but they'll fill you up in a pinch, and then good luck poopin' .... good luck poopin...
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May 25
Cheers to our lost military members. The real MVPs. The peeps that stood up for what is right so we can live our lives the way we want and tell the government to fuck off when we want. They died so we didn't have to. Much respect.
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May 25
I was looking around my brewery I've got everything I need for a northwest ipa. I've got everything for a mosaic xpa (experimental ipa). hummmm I can do a regular orange pale ale (similar to SN pale ale). I could also just say chuck it in the fuck it bucket? What sounds good?
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May 25
I have silly fixations sometimes. Like making a healthier but better McRib. Because if I can nail shit like that down I can always fix an odd craving without shitting out my soul.
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May 20
Some bros invited me out for a whirlwind whiskey tour and we had an awesome road trip touring Kentucky distilleries. Here's a podcast series about that:
Part 1: youtu.be/gxfGZ4U4WV4
Part 2: youtu.be/6He7OO6aw3o
Part 3: youtu.be/t5SaOARfDlo
Part 4: youtu.be/LdmNFSBbnwc
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May 20
Take your time, I'll listen.
May 20
Tell me something positive about what the government is doing today.
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May 20
Tell me something positive about what the government is doing today.
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May 17
All you jerks saying that I make $200k for only working 140 days are rounding way up. It's only $174k.
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May 17
Aw, she deleted :-(
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