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Jel @jels02

Time flies when you’re galloping through life. story teller, hobby horse enthusiast

Joined August 2009
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Jel@jels02
2 May 2019
All I wanna do is chain smoke cigs and drink milk....yes I said MILK. Fuck outta my face about it.
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Jel@jels02
May 17
My uber smells like cherry coke im gonna throw up
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Jel@jels02
May 16
It’s not my fault I could sit with my friends at a table for an eternity
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Jel@jels02
22 Nov 2025
Just asked my uber what he thought about the moon landing. It’s 11:30.
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Jel@jels02
10 Nov 2025
Liv is not home tonight which means I’ll be having my signature dyke dinner of buffalo chicken Mac n cheese
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Jel@jels02
7 Nov 2025
I figured it out. It’s the hotty in motocrossed
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Jel@jels02
7 Nov 2025
Bo nix looks just like a Disney channel original actor and I cannot for life of my think who it is
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Jel@jels02
26 Oct 2025
Bring back italio
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Jel@jels02
26 Oct 2025
please sing play my music tomorrow in Orlando @joejonas
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Jel@jels02
23 Oct 2025
One of life’s quiet luxuries: finding a shady spot to park and eat your Taco Bell 🥰
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Jel@jels02
21 Oct 2025
PLEASE do PLAY MY MUSIC at Orlando night 2 @jonasbrothers
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Jel@jels02
20 Oct 2025
This is what I mean when I say certain people shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.
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20 Oct 2025
Reporting in the 6 7 era is challenging
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Jel@jels02
19 Oct 2025
If you stand up immediately when the plane lands I hope you have the day you deserve (bad)
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Jel@jels02
15 Oct 2025
Heat checkin these chickens
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Jel@jels02
14 Oct 2025
I’d like to know immediately why find my friends is not working
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Jel@jels02
13 Oct 2025
Crisp and green got rid of my favorite wrap. Horrible news
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Jel@jels02
13 Oct 2025
Does anyone recognize the man in this commercial PLEASE youtu.be/ReykAptaJi0?si=aULF…

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Jel@jels02
13 Oct 2025
@HardRockBet WHO IS THIS!!! (Not Mike Tyson, the other guy)
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Jel@jels02
12 Oct 2025
63 degrees out. I have a vest on. Olivia dean is playing and jam and I are on a walk. Perfect Sunday
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Jel@jels02
9 Oct 2025
What is the autistic trait that as soon as I notice my nails are too long I need to cut them IMMEDIATELY.
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Jel@jels02
29 Sep 2025
Stupid play call
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