Joined December 2010
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1 Jul 2024
Me: *coughing violently*
Tim: Are you okay?
Me: Yep, just inhaled some popsicle.
Tim: Breathing is for air, Peet.
Me: Yep. *cough cough* Who knew!
Tim: ...All the people who lived.
Well, dang! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#husbandandwife #funny #quoteworthy
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12 May 2024
"You die on weird hills." - @SpencerTomsett 😂😂😂 #quoteworthy #outofcontext #quotebook #toofunny #siblingstuff
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29 Dec 2023
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Jericho Dawn retweeted
12 Dec 2023
GIVING BACK TO HER ROOTS: Hendersonville native Taylor Swift has donated $1 million to the Community Foundation to help recovery efforts in Sumner County and other parts of the midstate. Story> tinyurl.com/583tvf92
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Jericho Dawn retweeted
9 Dec 2023
WHOA!!! TDOT camera captures a tornado knocking out power stations. This was taken from the I-65 and Vietnam Vets Blvd in Rivergate/Goodlettsville.
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Jericho Dawn retweeted
6 Dec 2023
Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea-
Me: Can I bring my cat.
Read Taylor Swift's full Person of the Year interview (featuring Benjamin Button, the cat) time.com/6342806/person-of-t…
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7 Dec 2023
"Everyone needs someone to haunt them in their sleep!" - @timtwok 😂😂😂 #quoteworthy #outofcontext #catdad
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2 Sep 2023
"If I'm not here, it's because I'm somewhere else." - @timtwok 😂😂😂 #marriedlife #myhusband #quotebook #quoteworthy #toofunny
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3 Aug 2023
Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 5 free gifts ? I'm claiming 5 free gifts, valued at $94.96
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21 Mar 2023
My first thought this morning genuinely was, "I am a tired piece of dried fruit." 😂😂😂 #firstthought #morningthoughts #weird
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17 Jan 2023
"If I can't be anything, then I'm gonna be a dick." - #drunkneighbor #toofunny #outofcontext #quoteworthy #quote
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22 Dec 2022
My cousin Rosa and I have started a tradition of recreating this picture when I come to visit. 🥰 I love it! 💕 She is growing up so fast! ❤️ @ Blossburg, Pennsylvania instagram.com/p/Cmeiz0kOUJs/…
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