In 1959, Eugene Ionesco wrote the absurdist play Rhinoceros in which one by one, an entire town of people suddenly transform into rhinos. At first, people are horrified but as the contagion spreads, (almost) everyone comes to accept that turning into a rhinoceros is fine. 1/

Anyone else feel like we could, oh, I don’t know, use some of that $9.3 billion surplus to address some of the issues that are provoking so many teachers and school staff to vote to strike? Maybe? #mnleg

AMA president says he’ll continue masking indoors regardless of CDC’s updated guidance and recommends others do the same to protect those at higher risk:

Best thread I’ve read critiquing the details of new CDC guidance on “community levels.”

RT @DoctorLix: The new @CDCgov mask guidelines tell people to check with their doctor to see if masks are recommended. Yes. The answer is…

Students return March 15. At my school, less than 25% have opted to return to in-person learning. Please stop with the “families and kids want to return”—when people say this they mean, white families. The desire to return It isn’t across demographics.

Many of us are grieving loss of the ability to protect ourselves, our families, and our communities as schools reopen without adequate mitigation measures recommended by the CDC or vaccine availability. 2/4

As usual, #TonyAwards2019 Twitter giving me life! Thanks, Twitterverse.

Ready to rock the Minnesota Student Leadership Summit! #mscsa

Erin: I'm going to dye my hair grey to look distinguished. #eringetontwitternowplease!

Never has there been such judicious use of a gospel choir since Jesse and the Rippers: the wedding episode. #stronger #thevoice

Pryce! Pryce! Pryce! #madmen

Going to Ikea with @qhrizpolley, hope we don't end up like Liz and Criss on the Valentine's Day episode. #30rock

Joan trumps Peggy as biggest badass of the episode. Plus, she plays accordion, dontcha know. #madmen

Lindsay Pavao = hawtest contestant (outside of Cee-Lo's cat). Xtina- sharing Kelly Kapowski's closet circa The College Years? #thevoice

Coerced to tweet by the Blogulator like Adam Levine's zombie-like compulsion to push the button on #thevoice. Ok, @qhrizpolley, I'm in.