I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed from jax.core import Primitive
moloch_p.bind(solitude)
moloch_p.bind(filth)
moloch_p.bind(ugliness)
moloch_p.bind(ashcans) moloch_p.bind(unobtainable_dollars)
ALT A meme following the "They have played us for absolute fools" format.
It reads:
"
STOP DOING AUTODIFF
COMPUTER PROGRAMS WERE NOT TO BE DIFFERENTIATED!
HUNDREDS OF AD SYSTEMS and yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything more than applying the CHAINRULE on derivative functions written BY HAND.
Want to differentiate arbitary functions anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that it was called FINITE DIFFERENCING!
"The pullback is product of the jacobian transpose with the sensitivity" β statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
(This is REAL AD, used in REAL AD systems)
"
Then are shown two pictures.
A category theory optic diagram labelled "?BINOCULARS?".
and a line-graph showing subderivatives labelled "LINEY-BOY"
The text then concludes:
"
`gradient(x->println("$x apples"), 3)`
They have played us for absolute fools
"
Hey @elonmusk you might want to have your team look into the moon tricking the autopilot system. The car thinks the moon is a yellow traffic light and wanted to keep slowing down. π€¦πΌ @Teslarati@teslaownersSV@TeslaJoy
Besides the Storming of the Bastille, what happens on July 14? Jesse Bettencourt (University of Toronto) @jessebett will tell us about "Learning Differential Equations" at our physicsmeetsml.org seminar this Wednesday July 14 at noon US ET (11am CT @UWMadPhysics).