I do more after Midnight, than most people do all day...

Joined October 2008
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Sorry I haven't posted in a while... I kept googling #twitter nothing came up
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What did I miss?
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Do you have a link to the @drake synthesizer on the @aaronrand @natashaCJAD show on @CJAD800
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well that escalated quickly
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Replying to @Bornakang
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I ordered a cheese. Not sure what I expected.
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I also literally saved a cow's life by ordering a McNothing instead of a burger
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I tipped the dasher $6 so I effectively paid $15 for a lack of cheeseburger capitalism is so wild
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haters will say it's fake so I recorded the unboxing
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THEY DELIVERED AN EMPTY WRAPPER!!!!
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I didn't reply
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shit! shit shit shit what do i say
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this isn't even the dumbest thing I've spent $9 on
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OK let's try this again, ordering a nothing burger from McDonalds. this time nothing else in the order. will they cancel it? deliver an empty bag? i am doing this so you don't have to
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The only people not rooting for Morocco are from France...or Quebec
The only people not rooting for Morocco are from France...or Quebec
Just posted a photo @ Plaza Centre-Ville instagram.com/p/Clz9w0QjnAg/…

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Congratulations @jessewalker & Cindy!!! A true honor to have able to celebrate your union! Love ya both to the moon and back! #WalkersDownTheAisle
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17 Sep 2022
APP STATE HAIL MARY FOR THE WIN!!!
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Is there anything in this pic that you can eat?
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