dear potential employers, idk her.
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5 Feb 2022
*blast it’s all coming back to me by celine dion*
daniel: something about this song makes me want to take a shot
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22 Oct 2021
sometimes i feel the need to be a costco member for the polish hot dogs
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15 Oct 2021
wedding planning cricut tik tok got me spending $300 at michael’s during my lunch break smh
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11 Oct 2021
bitches be so lazy, they will circle a parking lot for 20 minutes before they walk 100 ft. it’s me
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9 Oct 2021
me driving my now fiancé to the ring store
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7 Oct 2021
normalize quitting your job because it doesn’t make you happy. i’ve been told my whole life that work isn’t supposed to be fun or enjoyable and baby that’s not true
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1 Oct 2021
having a child really has me saying shit like eat my bubbles instead of telling them how i really feel
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6 Sep 2021
not me hitting up indeed dot com everytime the slightest inconvenience happens at work
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4 Sep 2021
if you like regular gummy worms over the sour ones you are untrustworthy
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29 Aug 2021
not my boss giving me a toaster oven and me selling it on fb marketplace
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24 Jun 2021
gonna tweet this now because by the time i am able to afford a tesla the song will be old news but me in a pic with my tesla and the caption “is that my jessy in a tessy” ok that’s all, thx for listening
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19 Jun 2021
the pandemic isn’t over until whole foods offers free cheese samples
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