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i had to hang this with command strips instead of the anchors bc my walls are literally impenetrable brick so if it falls on my head in the middle of the night i will cry 😀
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i had to hang this with command strips instead of the anchors bc my walls are literally impenetrable brick so if it falls on my head in the middle of the night i will cry 😀
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my house but I don’t know my way around
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i have officially accidentally ratio'd the mayor of new york city
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layout update :3 'twas time to part with bubbles in favor of my true identity
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bubbles?????? bitch i was buttercup. i swear i know my powerpuff girls
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i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing
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this is my adonis along with his arthritis and plantar fasciitis plus plus plus
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why am i getting so many new followers from that stupid zohran post oh no
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Arthurian illustrations by Julek Heller depicting the Forest of Brocéliande, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, and Sir Gallahad jousting.
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I need someone to spray me with water every time I see Copia skin I'm no better than a man from the Victorian era
My poor heart SPIKES every time it's so bad
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last night i had a dream i was at a restaurant with a bunch of ppl who i think were supposed to be my brother’s friends? i think maybe it was his bday party?? anyway markiplier was there and was just eating the whole cake with his bare hands
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pov: u r buying 5 albums a day just to talk to the disgruntled worker who keeps insulting u
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Can somebody draw this but as Mary Goore working at the local music store? Please and thank you.
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au where mary goore got a job at hellstone to support their extravagant lifestyle of playing loud music and drinking shitty beer
ALT a black/white digital drawing of mary goore (from the long blonde hair and no eyebrows era) behind the register at a music store
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