Keep on rockin' in the free World.

Joined April 2007
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This clip is a brilliant watch on so many levels...please don't like it and retweet it widely as it would be so terribly embarrassing for both of them if was to go viral? #TamworthByelection #andrewcooper #ByElections
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Us: Wanna help us bring in the plane? Them: You bet! Pilot: *thumbs up*
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Correct selfie stick usage.
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Can we get it trending? #SaveLandor
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Hey @asda - that advert is crap. It’s painful. It’s not funny or fun. The accent is as strained as Joey Barton’s French one. What the hell is a ‘pokitap’ anyway? Sound is going off every time it’s on from now. And I’ll avoid your shops even more. #moronic
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Video killed the Dictator ....this wins the internet today. Someone has waaaaay to much time on their hands.

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'You can't throw a brick, it's too heavy.'
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Cut yer own grass
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yeah fuck those stringy bits man

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As lockdown projects go, this is pretty sensational
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Absolute belter 😂
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26 Apr 2020
Take on me 🤣🤣🤣 x.com/backlocker/status/1254…

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24 Apr 2020
I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.
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When they said try working from home I didn’t realise they’d expect me to do the music too @BBCNews @BBCNWT #BBCNewsTheme 🥁 #workingfromhome
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12 Apr 2020
Cat vs Dog challenge
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I woke my dad up at 3.30am today. He took me in the garden for a wee but it was too cold so I waited until he took me back inside so I could wee on the living room floor where it’s nice and warm. I waited until he had cleaned it up and while he was washing his hands I had a poo.
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