currently existing primarily in real life instead of real time on the internet. but still alive.
Joined December 2014
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Jun 10
It took finally wanting to stay alive for me to fully appreciate the people and places and passions that kept me here when I didn't.
The gratitude was late to the party, but it's gonna stay to help clean up.
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May 19
can someone tell me how to change my alarm? it's stuck at 5am but i really don't need to get up until 7:30am.
also my alarm is my cat, if that's relevant.
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Jan 11
At the end of the day, I'm just a woman in my 30s severely distraught about the lack of flash mob experiences I've had in this lifetime.
(zero. there have been zero.)
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24 Dec 2025
If you haven't already, I'm challenging you to remove the phrase "band girlfriend" from your vocabulary because women are not accessories defined by what their partner does.
Thank you, that is all.
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23 Dec 2025
The adhd has had me looking at fun miniature jello molds and vegan jello for the last hour.
Do I ever eat jello? Noooo.
But do I think it could look cute? 🫣
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22 Dec 2025
unfortunately, a narcissist actually loves to see me coming 🙃
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20 Dec 2025
everyone's so comfortably settled, and here i am, just screaming.
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30 Nov 2025
Sorry, I'm maladaptive daydreaming in the Ikea showroom, can I call you later?
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18 Nov 2025
also we all know i post more on that lil blue sky butterfly app now, right? it's all dumb and full of typos, like it used to be here.
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jetty bones retweeted
16 Nov 2025
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may all your opps fail on
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18 Nov 2025
"You know people can see your reel likes on ig, right?"
YEAH, and I don't think the combination of animal videos, motivational artwork and Tim Robinson memes is going to be that surprising to literally anyone.
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jetty bones retweeted
12 Aug 2025
Not to be dramatic but seeing Jetty Bones live again in the year of 2025 has awoken something in me again.
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jetty bones retweeted
20 Sep 2025
i just got happy home academy on animal crossing and now i'm just putting jetty bones artwork in everyone's house. i named the school betty jones elementary, i can't wait to be able to decorate my villagers houses with jetty bones artwork
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10 Oct 2025
if you see me at the petey gig tonight and don't come up to scream and dance with me, you're fake as hell.
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2 Oct 2025
astrology keeps telling me i'll find love in october but im just TRYING TO FIND AN APARTMENT.
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29 Sep 2025
❌compatibility based on your sign
✅ compatibility based on which vocal part you sing in the car
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26 Sep 2025
it doesn't always have to be for the main plot -
do if for the short stories, too.
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21 Sep 2025
and suddenly i remembered that most of my favorite films only have one main character.
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21 Sep 2025
sorry if i hugged everyone for too long last night, im ovulating.
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